That's freaking awesome.....

 

Even for me.........

Helmets, we need helmets...ain't got no stinkin helmet...will stay home.

 

Don't worry Bob. Helmets are required only if you run faster than 13.99. You should have no problem there since you have so much bling to weigh your car down.

You can always borrow one of ours if you make it faster than 13.99...no excuses old man...no excuses

 

APRIL CLUB EVENTS

6TH. DRAG NIGHT

7TH. HOOTERS CAR AND BIKE SHOW

8TH. LAWTON POKER RUN

14TH. BHF MEMBERSHIP DRIVE

18TH. STILLWATER LUNCH RUN

20TH. - 22ND. OKLAHOMA CENTENNIAL MUSTANG SHOW

28TH. OWASSO CAR SHOW

28TH. HALE HIGH SCHOOL CAR SHOW

MAY 9TH. HALLET ONE LAP OF AMERICA

 

The first 3 events listed are off one date. should be the 6th and 7th, 7th

 

Thanks........my mad cow disease does cause me problems,

The dyno tune date will be set when I get a date from you guys when all can go

 

Won't I look silly with my drag chute and no helmet ?

Ok, as competitive as you guys are it is time for everyone to lay out what mods and little secrets you have done for the drags,

Mine will be,

extra coat of wax to really look good,
full tank of 91
91 tune
all tires inflated to 35psi
two bags of sand for extra traction
James Brown CD for positive mental attitude
drag chute
doubled checked undercoating
white shoe polish on hood saying "Bush Sucks"
mentally ready to hit the gas after 5th. yellow light

 

Special Saleen for One Lap of America run, we will see it at Hallet...

Going to make and sell a few to the public

 

Here’s my list…

- Top off my wiper fluid
- Not wear any underwear. (The lighter the load, the better)
- Put a certain not to be named car dealership rep at the finish line. I figure as much as he sucks… that will improve my time.

 

Are the lights at the strip Pro lights or Sport lights ?

 

You are making this WAY harder than it needs to be. 2 reds, yellow, yellow, yellow, GREEN-GO!!!

 

Just trying to figure it out.....when you see pictures of the folks at a drag strip it is obvious that there is a lot of inbreeding going on and if they can figure it out ,one would think that I could..

but then again there are some strange folks in my family

 

Trust me, as far as the lights go, its not that hard. You have it easier because you have an automatic that does the shifting for you. You need to leave easy then floor it and just hold on until you cross the line. Manuals are another story...

 

Actually it's

"Pre-Stage yellow, Stage yellow. Amber, Amber, Amber-GO! Green... and the dreaded Red light. Meaning you left early."

 

sportsman tree .5 lights. Bob I will give a quick class for you fri night before you run. It will ensure your blingmobile the fastest possible time!

 

My bag of goodies is a secret. But i will let you in on a little secret. I put a lead weight in my right shoe.

 

Handed out three cards today. Yellow vert. GT, red with white stripes GT, and tungsten grey GT.

 

Passed out two cards.......one a yellow, dressed up like the old Mach 1, '
shaker hood,lowered, tires and wheels and a big radiator behind the grill....sc

One of the hottest cars I seen

 

Was it an old guy driving it? If so, then you just gave a card to a guy that is a friend of Will at CarFx

 

Let me guess bob, over by the oreilys auto off of 46th and memorial. Thad big "radiator" behind the grill / lower facia is a intercooler for a SC. I saw that car the other day when I was over at our warehouse.