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I ♥ Sausage
I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Houston xBox Players
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Joined: March 25, 2011
Posts: 10,182
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From: Houston Tx
Is that so "Mike" 
That was pretty funny. "You must've caught me before the curve, because I was doing well over 100" 
Mach 1 Member
Joined: January 12, 2012
Posts: 1,070
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From: Suburbs of Dallas
It's Springtime. It's Dallas. Bad weather is a weekly event.
Just had another hail storm tonight. Golf ball sized hail with tennis ball sized hail falling just to the south of me. Typical spring weather.
This is why I keep my garage clean and both cars parked in the garage.
Houston xBox Players
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Joined: March 25, 2011
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From: Houston Tx
It's Springtime. It's Dallas. Bad weather is a weekly event. Just had another hail storm tonight. Golf ball sized hail with tennis ball sized hail falling just to the south of me. Typical spring weather. This is why I keep my garage clean and both cars parked in the garage.
I love it tho,... Makes for awesome sleep. Glad y'all didn't get any damage :thumbsup:
Me right now...
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
I really don't understand polygamy and why anyone would be involved in it. Heck, I don't want 1 wife, let alone 5. Seems like a giant pain in the ****. 5 times the nagging, 5 times the crap, 5 times the mood swings, etc. 
And why don't you see any women in it? You never see a woman with 5 husbands.
And why don't you see any women in it? You never see a woman with 5 husbands.
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Dumb **** got his leg blown off shooting a lawnmower full of Tannerite. Ga. is getting about as bad as Fl. for stupid **** happening.
Man loses leg after shooting lawn mower full of explosives
http://www.11alive.com/news/man-lose...sives/99971283
Man loses leg after shooting lawn mower full of explosives
http://www.11alive.com/news/man-lose...sives/99971283
A Man Just Needs Some....
Joined: April 9, 2011
Posts: 17,125
Likes: 34
From: Louisiana
Dumb **** got his leg blown off shooting a lawnmower full of Tannerite. Ga. is getting about as bad as Fl. for stupid **** happening. Man loses leg after shooting lawn mower full of explosives http://www.11alive.com/news/man-lose...sives/99971283
Man loses leg after shooting lawn mower full of explosives http://www.11alive.com/news/man-lose...sives/99971283
"I blew my leg off!!!"
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Joined: January 1, 2010
Posts: 3,033
Likes: 66
From: White Plains, NY
Hahaha that was pretty good!! I like that 
Geebus I bet that does wonders for your roof!
Well now you have 5 wives for sexy times so you can now get rejected in 5 different ways all at once.
Classic! I love that one hahaha
It's Springtime. It's Dallas. Bad weather is a weekly event.
Just had another hail storm tonight. Golf ball sized hail with tennis ball sized hail falling just to the south of me. Typical spring weather.
This is why I keep my garage clean and both cars parked in the garage.
Just had another hail storm tonight. Golf ball sized hail with tennis ball sized hail falling just to the south of me. Typical spring weather.
This is why I keep my garage clean and both cars parked in the garage.
I really don't understand polygamy and why anyone would be involved in it. Heck, I don't want 1 wife, let alone 5. Seems like a giant pain in the ****. 5 times the nagging, 5 times the crap, 5 times the mood swings, etc.
And why don't you see any women in it? You never see a woman with 5 husbands.
And why don't you see any women in it? You never see a woman with 5 husbands.
I have a friend who recently became homeless. His wife told him to go out and buy some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he returned home he handed her a bottle of diet pills and she kicked him out. Can someone help?
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Joined: January 6, 2006
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From: Bay Area, CA
Originally Posted by phiggs54
I have a friend who recently became homeless. His wife told him to go out and buy some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he returned home he handed her a bottle of diet pills and she kicked him out. Can someone help?
Wait are you serious? Lol
