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"ill pick up the boo's, i go by to pick up my fake i.d later anyways"
haha, has anyone seen SuperBad??? that is halarious!
haha, has anyone seen SuperBad??? that is halarious!
haha that is a funny a$$ movie. i could watch it all day
yupp.
yall gotta see this vid, stang stomps a gallardo!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iJjh_Khj4iU&feature=related
yall gotta see this vid, stang stomps a gallardo!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iJjh_Khj4iU&feature=related
They have like 4 videos of that mustang racing a Gallardo, Viper srt-10, Porsche 911, and an Evo.
I beat a gallardo once.... put dents scratches and toilet paper all over it. (It was my favorite toy when I was a kid)
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light.
Up pulled a rumbling V8, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor.
To beat this **** Mustang, with it's vacuum-like blower.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that Mustang gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big Whipple gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.
"You can't win em all" he says in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.
Then next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again, this time sure I would win,
But that **** Mustang, kicked my *** again.
The driver rolls down his window, at the end of the strip,
And yells "I just blew you away with my new SCT Chip!!
Up pulled a rumbling V8, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor.
To beat this **** Mustang, with it's vacuum-like blower.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that Mustang gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big Whipple gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.
"You can't win em all" he says in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.
Then next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again, this time sure I would win,
But that **** Mustang, kicked my *** again.
The driver rolls down his window, at the end of the strip,
And yells "I just blew you away with my new SCT Chip!!
Welcome to last year... someone already posted this... Jeeeeez!
fo-reel homee
It deserves to be drug up every year... you were here last year and are now old news but we still allow you to post.
yeah but youve gone to far by now jarrod, i mean, GO went out of style last year, but we dont rag on you about that, oh and wearing sandels with jeans went out of style in the late 80's, oh and Roush posing went out of style when you modded your car... and on, and on the list grows... ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jk
jk
your sucking up to paul again andrew...by the way...what car do you drive and what color is it??? Or are you still posing like you have a GT500 thats in your sig?? ZING That BMX seat comfy??
Oh yea and your 15 hahahahahahahaha..... still not done hahahahaha in a few years you may be able to have a "big boy" conversation...but for now you can resort to dissing my car
Ya know... ya gotta give it to Andrew... He knows Jarrod's buttons. Man!
yup made me smile the whole time I was typing...thanks for giving me some laughs andrew...I needed them
What paul said
what Tony said Paul said
what tony said
and i already told you, i HAVE a gt500... its in the garage below the house.. along with my other millions of dream cars.
what am i saying, lets just settle this at the 1/4! one race, heads up, and i get 50 bike lengths! winner gets pink slips!
and i already told you, i HAVE a gt500... its in the garage below the house.. along with my other millions of dream cars.
what am i saying, lets just settle this at the 1/4! one race, heads up, and i get 50 bike lengths! winner gets pink slips!
50 bike lengths huh...did you do your homework on this? thats only about 10-12 car lengths hehe...Ill give you that bet...man your going to be without your bike and your pride...that sucks
I gota give to Andrew he sure can get you going Jarrod
He probably get that from his dad
He probably get that from his dad
He might have gotten it from his mother. She used to know how to push the buttons for sure.



