That sign would be absolutey true for me!

Then there's the old 1" x 3" sign I had in the corner of my windshield when i was 19 years old (almost 30 years ago, wouldn't THINK of doing it now):

"If you value your life as much as I value this car - DON'T F--K WITH IT!"

Yeah when you're 18 or 19 you don't always think things through.

 

Taking up two spots is just asking for trouble.

 

Two spaces at an angle??????

That's just WAITING to get your car keyed... I don't care WHAT state you live in.

Your car stands a better chance if you just ram a shopping cart into it yourself!

I hate *(*&^'ers who do that when there are only like 10 spaces... and their car represents space #'s 9 and 10. Sh*t, I'D almost want to key the bastards car.

Good luck with that~!

 

could be worse you can be an even bigger A-hole and take up 6 spots...

HHH park on the middle line

 

This is what I have given to a few people:

I have ticket book I bought years ago.

 

Yeah, what is it with that? Reminds me of that armor-all commercial some years ago when the guy parked his Porsche out in the middle of nowhere and a complete crapwagon made a point of parking right next to it.

My worst fear is a station wagon loaded with a very portly woman and about five or six preteen hooligans.

Last weekend, that fear was only reinforced by my buddy's girlfriend's daughter. We were talking and she flow out the door and made a bee-line straight for my car with a pen in her hand and exterior decorating on her mind.

 

Hah, that is awesome!

 

One of the things that gets me upset is when people in front of you while driving put their windsheild wipers on for like 15 seconds, thus spraying all over my front end, much of the time it's when I have no room to switch lanes... So i just sit there and take it. Makes me furious.

 

when i'd park, i'd always be sure to park square in the center of the spot. i once came back to my car and found some douche parked inches away from my car where i was unable to even walk between the cars. i was thinking of keying up the other car but didn't want to leave permanent damage, i had to take a ****, so i peed all over the handles (on all four doors), hocked a lougey on the driver's door handle, then left a note telling them what i did and why. i then climbed into my car from the passenger side and as i was pulling out the car owner (a chic, of course) unlocked her car, opened the door, wiped her hands on her shirt, read the note and flipped out. i rolled my window down and told her to be a courteous driver from now on and took off.

 

Although I feel your pain what's the guy supposed to do? He gets paid to mow the lawn and cars are parked there.

I had just washed my car and had it looking really sweet than hopped in and went down the street to get a cup of coffee. When I came out a couple of guys were using leaf blowers to clean up the lot. I wasn't happy but these guys have a job to do and aren't going to wait until everyone leaves.

 

I think I woulda kept this to myself.

 

^^ I agree. I mean you even thought about keying it... but instead took a **** on it and spit on the handles? Pretty F-ed up. That's low. Must not have been too close being that you were able to stand between and **** on it.

Sad.

 

Like I stated, I park way out in the lot where there are plenty of other parking spaces available so I am not keeping anyone from getting a good spot. I wouldn't park like that if there were only a few spaces available, I would either park in a normal way or not park at all. So the person who would trash my car like they did is just a sub-human low-life useless waste of a person who has absolutely no self respect and certainly no respect for others. And like I said, it's a good thing for both of us that I did not catch them doing that to my car.

 

I'll have to take a picture of the spot I'm talking about. It looks like it's own parking space, but I don't know of any cars that would fit in it, and one side is a curb which cuts inward.

 

Had a guy do this the other day when I was driving by his house. He was right up to the street and stopped the mower and waived me to go by. I waived back and he thanked me. Thought it was nice of him, there are some good people still out there.

 

YES! THIS IS A HUGE PET PEEVE OF MINE!! Inconsiderate Bastards indeed!

 

even worse when i'm on my GSXR and that happens.. esp when they know im behind them.

i usually pull in front of them and spit at their windshield right after..

 

I know a few people who use that as a tactic to get people they think are following to close to get off their 6. I can live with it though, its only a minor inconvience compared to the BASTARD THAT DECIDES TO GO "FOUR-WHEEL'N BUBBA" AND PULLS OUT ONTO THE ROAD WITH THIER PILE OF **** SLATHERED IN ROCKS AND MUD THEN PROCEED TO GO 55 MPH WITH SAID MUD AND ROCKS SLINGING OFF LIKE THEY WERE ATTATCHED TO A HAND BLENDER

Litterally a football field in length wasn't enough to keep the crap from hitting my car.

 

Everybody here parks crazy so I seldom park in parking lots. They don't care if they hit your door or bump your car a little. I look for some obscure place next to a building or something. What gives me a case of the RED A$$ is when they put they little grubby fingers all over the windows wanting to look in. Finger prints all over the doors and fenders of my nice wash and wax job. I don't mind someone admiring my car and I'll even open it up for them so they can see, but when I come out (even in front of my house) there are finger prints all over both side windows. I had scratches about waist level where belt buckles and purses have damaged the paint. On the rare times I catch them I hear I was only looking. I say look with your eyes and keep your hands in your freaking pockets. I want to get a proxzimty (sp) alarm that screams GET BACK JACK BEFORE MY OWNER COMES AND YOU GET SMACKED!

 

I can't fault anyone for cleaning their windshield on a road. And I'd rather have that stuff hit my car than bugs.

NOW This I agree with. That crap actually damages the car. And then whatever falls on the road stays there so the NEXT car's tires can grab it and throw it behind them, continuing the cycle.

I find myself needing to suddenly floor it just to avoid the problem. Big Rigs are another culprit of this.



I also agree.