Yesterday I was out and about in the boring alero and every mustang I saw I got sad...

I got a peek at my first 05 ricemobile yesterday.....

Mineral Grey GT, shiny rims, black stripes, side vents and a HUGE HUGE HUGE insect wing straight out of hondaville on the back of it.

I nearly ran off the road when I saw that.

I know, no pics, but I WAS IN THE ALERO. If I was in Ellie I woulda ran em down and yelled at em.

 

some peoples kids

 

...deserve to be...

(someone finish)

 

How about b#&*% slapped so hard that there parents will rethink having had the litttle turd?!


EK

 

I see it's time for another mandatory PSA...

 

Here's your worst case...
It wasn't a freaking kid.

So Double shame on em.

The wing was like 2 feet high.

 

 

Is it a Ricetang or a Mitsutang?

 

Worse I've seen

2003 v6
Dark Green
2 Foot Orange Spoiler
2x Dragon Graphics across the side doors (all the way across, huge)
Clear/White/red bulb ricey lookings tailights (whatever they're called)
Big hiney black rims

 

Euros.


The Comp Orange 04 I was in love with has been uglied up with shiny rims and Euros. I shed a tear everytime I see it.

 

Ok, let's get something straight...if I ever decided to be a serial killer, I would make it my personal mission to hunt down all the sick b******* who insist on ricing muscle cars and make sure that they died horrible painful deaths...
And, now to inspire horror and fear in all of my fellow mustang lovers...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/Spi...Ricers/Fmsg.jpg

http://www.expectnothing.com/CAR/PICS/wing07.gif

http://img174.exs.cx/img174/2761/0530515ed.jpg




I'm so sorry, guys!! I had to!!!

 

maybe its a good thing...

 

Well, there oughta be a law for this one, too...

Neons

 

 

Oh GOD!

This is my only contribution to the world of mustang decor:
My window ponies. And to think she runs on the same roads as the Ricemobile Mustang. The snakes don't count cause I am stuck with em because of My Dad.

In other news: The other yellow mustang round here got all churched up with boss stripes and vents. So Ellie is STILL unique.

 

We should institute a law similar to NASCAR's catch-all rule "actions detrimental to stock car racing" and create an "actions detrimental to the Mustang community" rule the forces the offender to remove the offensive modifications and pay a "penalty" to other Mustang drivers for subjecting us to their lack of taste....or not

 

Nah, too light a punishment. Offenders should receive a public caning first. If the offender installed underbody neon lights, he should be caned with them. (If they're indestructible as advertised, this should be a perfect way to demonstrate them).