and modified them to be 'stang friendly...

The Mustang is my shepherd;
I shall not want.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements;
It leadeth me beside busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice, I shall fear no turbo, for
Torque art with me;
Thy rod and thy piston they comfort me.
Thou preparest a Track for me
in the presence of my enemies;
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car overpowers.
Surely traction and victory shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the house of the V8, Forever.
Amen

"And on the seventh day the lord did drive his Mustang, and it came to pass that he popped the hood to gaze upon the 427 he had created, and he saw that it was good. And the serpent was upon the motor, for there were 8 venturis, and this too was good.

So the Lord closed the hood and did drive from the garden of Dearborn, until he came to the house of Chevrolet where Satan was complaining that his cam had walked through his tin can timing cover. And the Lord didst ask "Why art thou persisting with that crap? Turn thee to the light, and see that it is blue". And satan grunted, for his waterpump-on-a-stick didst fall upon him, and he was of foul humour.

Seeing this, the Lord didst spin his tires all the way into 4th, and lo Satan was enshrouded in a curious blue mist that not being of oil, didst confuse him, and he was unable to see the light.

And so it came to pass that satan remained loyal to the house of Chevrolet".

Amen."


here are the originals

 

no one?

 

Haha, I love it! So much that im printing it right now to put on my fridge.

 

cool... I scribbled it all over my notebooks

 

 

I like the second one best

 

oh man those are great

 

I always knew Satan drove a Chevy...

Very funny, great stuff!!

 

Followed just as it is preached!