That is my favorite!!! I love the Happy Bunny sayings:

My Keychain for my mustang says, "Im not mean, you're just a sissy!"


my sunglass holder, "when life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eyes."


My pen says, "Lets write mean things about people"

 

Gimme my pen back!

 

 

 

 

Phew.... I'm glad I'm up here

 

I'M BACK FINALLY............i just got new laptop and wireless modem to solve all the problems i've had with computers and modems.

 

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howdy! (he was gone? :scratch: )

 

hi hows it going eh ?

 

wow i feel so welcome back....yea right...but yea it is good 2 be back

 

in an effort to revive this place, which is better: Cats or Dogs.

i think dogs are better. theres something about cats that makes them seem sinister to me. for all i know, it would kill me in ym sleep for some catnip. i like dogs. dogs are more friendly, to me at least. am i makeing any sense?

well post your opions... or else!

plus i've neer eaten any thing named after a cat that tastes good (corn dogs and chili dogs and hot dogs are all yummy. cats on the otherhand.... those are those stupid things attached to my exhausht system that will chop off this january)

 

I for one personally witnessed a Golden Lab pull out a little girl out of a lake it was thought frozen over nut she fell through a if the dog was not there ! also German Shepards will and can do the same I as well conclude that Dogs do rule , smarter than most of us :scratch:

 

 

I agree dogs are better, but what about Catfish.

 

Dog VS Cats?

Simple, heres how they think:

A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!"

A cat thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. I must be a God!"

 

oh and I should add:

 

How to give a cat a pill

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a
baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth
and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As
cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and
swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left
arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws
tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth
with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call
spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and
rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head
firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill
down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make
note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just
visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth
open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to
take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood
from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another
beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head
showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat
with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on
hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold
compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot.
Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot.
Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the darn cat from across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie the little devil's front paws to rear paws with garden twine
and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves
from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be
rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down
throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the
emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm
and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way
home to order new table.

15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from heck and call local pet
shop to see if they have any hamsters.


HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

1. Wrap it in cheese.

 

"HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

1. Wrap it in cheese. "

 

The funniest thing is how true this is