Christ no!

I am quite good 0:-) Not quite like that- just too much time on my hands.

Zing- One of my kids friends Dads called my hubby while I was out-
Your Daughter was picking up your other daughter. :rolf2: Just cause he has a minivan and a stick up his hiney..... Some people I would enjoy squashing like bugs.......
You shoulda seen the look he gave me when he rolled up in his Toyota van.. I was picking her up from a slumber party, and its hot outside, I am dressed as such.....
Some people! Yea, and I will get right in line to apologize for having the ***** to drive a mustang instead of something I despise.

 

Sorry April, but looking at some of the pictures you post, I think you look pretty young(not meant to offend).

 

dunno how one could possibly take that as offensive

 

You'd be surprised...

 

No offense taken...
I normally revel in it. Until some Jackwad insults me for it. yes, I can't have a 12 year old daughter. I am 32 for the record

 

heck if i told my mom "gee mom, you look 22" she'd probably buy me the stroker motor i want

well that or she'd give me the evil eye and ask "ok whatdya want now?"

 

Some wom...err...people take their ages way too seriously. I know a couple 'people' who get offended when you talk about age around them. Older or younger it doesn't matter.




note - when I do this -'people'- I mean women.

 

I've never heard of a woman being 32... I thought they all stopped having birthdays at 29. My Aunts are 29, my grandmothers are 29, and my Mom is 29, I'm almost as old as all of them.

 

Age is a number......
I feel 18. Thats what counts.

 

Well, I've seen some of the pictures you post. You don't look much older than 18 either. And from the pics a few pages back, your daughter could be a clone of you, resemblence is remarkable.

 

She is a clone- down to the birthmark on our back.
Only she has color changing eyes and I don't.

 

Holy mother.
Anyone ever tried to wax a car when its 90 outside?

I still have the frigging tires and interior to do. Great idea!

I need a cold drink!

 

My fav was when my 16 yr old had a friend ask me when our mom got home...

My son was not happy, he replied, "dude, you are TALKING to my mom."

Then there was the time I got carded to buy smokes (last year)... heck my kid is buying his own (not with my permission mind you!)

I still get carded at clubs, more often than not. I will really be depressed when they stop doing that...

 

Yea, Its supposed to be flattering to get carded at this age......

I always feel like I am doing something wrong. I have yet to purchase a cigarette without getting carded.

 

well, i've got the opposite problem, ever since I was 16 people think I'm older... this whole balding thing ain't helping either.

 

do they change color with her moods? or just change.

 

Green to gold to brown to blue...I wouldn't call em hazel, just odd..

 

Aww come on-
My husband got called my DAD today. Your daughter was here.
He was pissed.

We were out with friends one night- and our friend ordered a beer- the waitress said- ARE YOU SURE ITS OK WITH YOUR DAD? Referring to my hubby.

Funny thing is I am 60 days older than him.

Grossest moment ever:
I was at the zoolight safari at our zoo for Christmas one night. I went with my then 2 year old daughter and newborn son.. My daughter and Mom went to the monkey house and I was left with my Dad and baby; this granny comes up to us: YOUR BABY IS ADORABLE.EWW she thought I was married to my DAD!(He's young-was 40 at the time, I was 23) My Dad and I looked at each other in shock and quickly fled in seperate directions.

 

 

ROFLMFAO!!!