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#5181
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,188
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Ok so tomorrow is fake out day..Land of the overpriced dead roses.
I was just in the store getting flu meds........Fricken people going nuts for bears inside balloons [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/headscratch.gif[/img]
I have simple tastes- gimme a whitmans sampler or some coconut truffles........If you must get me roses, get me ones with roots so I can plant them. So not into Valentines day- I don't need a hallmark holiday for Brian to prove he loves me. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
these Valentine Jewelry store commercials cripe my butt- those bright gaudy lab created CZ monstronsities for $99. Makes my real one look like it came out of the gumball machine. And people buy this crap !
I was just in the store getting flu meds........Fricken people going nuts for bears inside balloons [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/headscratch.gif[/img]
I have simple tastes- gimme a whitmans sampler or some coconut truffles........If you must get me roses, get me ones with roots so I can plant them. So not into Valentines day- I don't need a hallmark holiday for Brian to prove he loves me. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]
these Valentine Jewelry store commercials cripe my butt- those bright gaudy lab created CZ monstronsities for $99. Makes my real one look like it came out of the gumball machine. And people buy this crap !
#5183
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,188
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
mmmmmm coconut truffles
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/drool.gif[/img]
MMMMM whitmans sampler
MMMM Real Diamond Hearts
Brian has the present giving covered-(And he is quite good at it)
He knows never to buy me dead flowers too.
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/drool.gif[/img]
MMMMM whitmans sampler
MMMM Real Diamond Hearts
Brian has the present giving covered-(And he is quite good at it)
He knows never to buy me dead flowers too.
#5185
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,188
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Valentines is not a jewelry day unless you are getting married.
I did see the coolest thing- Its a heart shaped flower garden. Looks like a box of candy. If she's into gardening? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif[/img]
a nice dinner out?
OR ANYTHING BUT A BEAR HOLDING A HEART.
I did see the coolest thing- Its a heart shaped flower garden. Looks like a box of candy. If she's into gardening? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif[/img]
a nice dinner out?
OR ANYTHING BUT A BEAR HOLDING A HEART.
#5186
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JeffreyDJ @ February 13, 2006, 4:35 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I think I rank about average in posting.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(EleanorsMine @ February 13, 2006, 4:50 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
And that makes me twice as cool- with 6k+
I also want a new CT or at least one that works.
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That makes me a post super-loser
I think I rank about average in posting.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(EleanorsMine @ February 13, 2006, 4:50 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
And that makes me twice as cool- with 6k+
I also want a new CT or at least one that works.
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That makes me a post super-loser
#5188
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as the could not afford a larger bed.
So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Texas, Ohio, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC. Also, in all remote areas in Canada (Ontario, Quebec & parts of New Foundland).
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as the could not afford a larger bed.
So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Texas, Ohio, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC. Also, in all remote areas in Canada (Ontario, Quebec & parts of New Foundland).
#5189
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,188
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.
#5190
Nice all up to the male prayer !
btw get your wheel lock nuts exerayed ? I took my car in and came home in a 2006 Fucus ? after tire rotaion when putting back on the lock nut it snapped had a hair line crack in it and they said we may damage your wheel getting whats left off ? U did it U fix it , if there is damage after well get a new rim or compensate me. gave me a Migrain for free.
btw get your wheel lock nuts exerayed ? I took my car in and came home in a 2006 Fucus ? after tire rotaion when putting back on the lock nut it snapped had a hair line crack in it and they said we may damage your wheel getting whats left off ? U did it U fix it , if there is damage after well get a new rim or compensate me. gave me a Migrain for free.
#5191
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,188
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Eleanor is a but a dim memory -I spent all afternoon curled up on the couch in the office sleeping like a little baby. Sleep does you good.
And no, my locking nuts have been fine.
And no, my locking nuts have been fine.
#5197
dont blame me... blame the parentals...
something about "not enough experience" or somesuch...
and the only reason theyre ok with me getting it now is b/c my permit expires on the 19th and if i dont have a license by then i need to retake the permit test and wait yet another 6 months... arghh.... i was supposed to have my license in april... LAST april
but WTH, as long as i get it [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] im happy
something about "not enough experience" or somesuch...
and the only reason theyre ok with me getting it now is b/c my permit expires on the 19th and if i dont have a license by then i need to retake the permit test and wait yet another 6 months... arghh.... i was supposed to have my license in april... LAST april
but WTH, as long as i get it [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] im happy
#5198
Wow... good think I don't plan on driving around Cali anytime soon. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
#5199
Sweet ! be overly cautious & safe Congrates oh yah take the test in a car your most comforable in , for me it was a Hugh Coloney Park station wagon on 2nd try first was a Monza was too nervous. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumb.gif[/img]
#5200
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,188
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Least he has a quasi-mustang to drive.
My first car was a [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif[/img] camaro [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/puke.gif[/img]
My first car was a [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif[/img] camaro [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/puke.gif[/img]