Ok so tomorrow is fake out day..Land of the overpriced dead roses.

I was just in the store getting flu meds........Fricken people going nuts for bears inside balloons [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/headscratch.gif[/img]

I have simple tastes- gimme a whitmans sampler or some coconut truffles........If you must get me roses, get me ones with roots so I can plant them. So not into Valentines day- I don't need a hallmark holiday for Brian to prove he loves me. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]

these Valentine Jewelry store commercials cripe my butt- those bright gaudy lab created CZ monstronsities for $99. Makes my real one look like it came out of the gumball machine. And people buy this crap !

 

Chill! I said I'd PM you a $1, not buy you roses, whitmans, or coconut truffles! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]

 

mmmmmm coconut truffles

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/drool.gif[/img]

MMMMM whitmans sampler


MMMM Real Diamond Hearts


Brian has the present giving covered-(And he is quite good at it)

He knows never to buy me dead flowers too.

 

I have NO IDEA what to get my wife. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif[/img]

(don't saw jewelry either)

 

Valentines is not a jewelry day unless you are getting married.

I did see the coolest thing- Its a heart shaped flower garden. Looks like a box of candy. If she's into gardening? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif[/img]

a nice dinner out?

OR ANYTHING BUT A BEAR HOLDING A HEART.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(JeffreyDJ @ February 13, 2006, 4:35 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
I think I rank about average in posting.
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(EleanorsMine @ February 13, 2006, 4:50 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
And that makes me twice as cool- with 6k+
I also want a new CT or at least one that works.
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That makes me a post super-loser

 

WHEN THIS BABY HITS 88MPH YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif[/img]

 

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY


After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as the could not afford a larger bed.


So, the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.


The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10"


The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."


"Trust me," said the doctor.


So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...


"1"



"2"



"3"





"4"





"5"


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.


This procedure also works in Texas, Ohio, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC. Also, in all remote areas in Canada (Ontario, Quebec & parts of New Foundland).

 

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge ***** who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen.

 

Nice all up to the male prayer !
btw get your wheel lock nuts exerayed ? I took my car in and came home in a 2006 Fucus ? after tire rotaion when putting back on the lock nut it snapped had a hair line crack in it and they said we may damage your wheel getting whats left off ? U did it U fix it , if there is damage after well get a new rim or compensate me. gave me a Migrain for free.

 

Eleanor is a but a dim memory -I spent all afternoon curled up on the couch in the office sleeping like a little baby. Sleep does you good.
And no, my locking nuts have been fine.

 

Lucky U untill if one (gingerly) snaps

 

Ho Hum.

 

You in the doghouse for neglecting your poor wife today? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/icon_mrgreen.gif[/img]
( I got a pound of chocolate)

 

guess what?! as of this thursday... arin will have his drivers license... FINALLY

hehe


hehehehe


hehehehehehehehehe


HA

 

[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif[/img]

It's about friggin time. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumb.gif[/img]

 

dont blame me... blame the parentals...

something about "not enough experience" or somesuch...

and the only reason theyre ok with me getting it now is b/c my permit expires on the 19th and if i dont have a license by then i need to retake the permit test and wait yet another 6 months... arghh.... i was supposed to have my license in april... LAST april

but WTH, as long as i get it [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img] im happy

 

Wow... good think I don't plan on driving around Cali anytime soon. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

 

Sweet ! be overly cautious & safe Congrates oh yah take the test in a car your most comforable in , for me it was a Hugh Coloney Park station wagon on 2nd try first was a Monza was too nervous. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumb.gif[/img]

 

Least he has a quasi-mustang to drive.

My first car was a [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/censored.gif[/img] camaro [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/puke.gif[/img]