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London company sells breast-milk ice cream

Gross or tasty? A London company is offering an unusual dessert — ice cream made with human breast milk.

The Icecreamists, a trendy ice cream parlor, says its "Baby Gaga" ice cream sold out as soon as it launched Friday.

The company paid women who donated their breast milk after a health screening. The milk is then pasteurized and churned together with vanilla pods and lemon zest. The dish, which comes in a martini glass, sells for 14 pounds ($22.50) each.
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And after your ice cream, enjoy an energy drink:



Stallion Semen Served Up in New Zealand as New Energy Drink

Feb 25, 2011 – 7:33 AM
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The latest crazy candidate for a food fad may prove to be quite a mouthful.

Raise your glass if you fancy a shot of horse semen, a purported "delicacy" that will debut at the Wildfoods Festival in Hokitika, New Zealand, in March.

"It is sort of quirky, I suppose," festival organizer Mike Keenan told AOL News, with Kiwi understatement.

"It is the protein of the stallion. It is going to be tastefully done."

The shots, which will sell for $10, are pitched as being healthy energy boosters and will be available to sample as they come or in cherry, licorice or banoffee pie flavors.

"You often hear from a female perspective that semen has an awful alkaline taste, so we thought we'd better make it more user friendly," explained horse trainer Lindsay Kerslake, whose stallions will supply the shots, according to The Australian.

"Think of it like a milkshake. ... It's all safe. We're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use."

Festival organizer Keenan joked that New Zealand's recent international sporting success in rugby league and netball were because of athletes imbibing stallion semen.

"The Kiwi rugby league team and the New Zealand netball team found [stallion semen] is better than Viagra and has helped their performances very well," he said.

Really?

"No -- but we are saying that."

The Wildfoods Festival has built an international reputation for challenging the taste buds of attendees.

"We had bull semen here in 2003," said Keenan. "Deer pizzle has been offered -- the ***** of a deer -- boiled up.

"We have huhu grubs this year, too. Depending on what wood they live in, the flavor of wood comes out in them. Some people say it is like peanut butter. You can have them barbecued or chocolate-covered."

The March 12 festival has won several tourism industry awards and one year attracted more than 23,000 tourists to the small coastal town, regular population 3,000, located on the west coast of New Zealand's South Island.

Keenan said he did not yet know how the recent earthquake in Christchurch would affect this year's festival, but the event is projected to bring approximately $3 million to the local economy.
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And after your ice cream, enjoy an energy drink:

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Get yer shyte sammiches!
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Public Restroom to Reopen as Sandwich Shop

Mar 24, 2011 – 7:39 AM

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Boston's "Pink Palace" once served as a restroom. Now it will serve sandwiches.

City officials announced Wednesday that the 1920s Gothic structure on Boston Common best known as an unused men's lavatory has been leased to become a restaurant.

Earl of Sandwich, a Florida-based chain, signed a 15-year-contract to convert the structure into a takeout joint, scheduled to open later this year or early next year following renovations, the Boston Globe reports.


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On Boston Common, the "Pink Palace" is a former men's restroom that will be turned into an Earl of Sandwich takeout shop.

Supporters of the deal figure the idea of a latrine-turned-fast-food stop actually won't be too unsettling, considering the 660-square-foot "Palace" hasn't been used as a restroom in decades.

"This is a great opportunity to transform a unique unused space into an active business, while contributing to the vitality of the Boston Common," Boston Parks Department commissioner Toni Pollak said in a statement. "This project will allow us to preserve a historic building while also bringing new life to the park for all visitors to enjoy."

Promoted as having the "world's greatest hot sandwich," the Earl of Sandwich has 13 locations, including one at Massachusetts' Logan International Airport.
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Ohio Man Charged for Barking at Police Dog

Thursday, 07 Apr 2011 10:29 AM

MASON, Ohio — An Ohio man has been charged with a misdemeanor for barking at a police dog.

A police report says 25-year-old Ryan James Stephens was charged with teasing a police dog in the Cincinnati suburb of Mason.
Officer Bradley Walker wrote that he heard the K9 dog barking uncontrollably inside his patrol car while he was investigating a car crash at a pub early Sunday morning. Walker says Stephens was making barking noises and hissing at the animal.
Walker reported that Stephens said "the dog started it" when asked why he was harassing the animal. The officer said Stephens appeared highly intoxicated.
There was no answer to calls to Stephens' home in Mason. He is to appear April 21 in municipal court.
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Walker reported that Stephens said "the dog started it"



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Woman sues Portland police for no-underwear arrest

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- In a trial under way in Portland, a woman is suing police who arrested her when she was not wearing underwear.
Sherri Sandau says two officers took her into custody at her home without letting her dress, and she says they wouldn't bring her clothes or a blanket.
The 47-year-old was wearing only a long tank top. She's seeking nearly $750,000 for post-traumatic stress in the federal court lawsuit.
Lawyers for the officers say they didn't initially know she was not wearing underwear because her top went to mid-thigh. They also say she was secure and out of sight in the patrol car.
Sandau was arrested in 2005 after confronting officers who responded to a complaint from a neighbor about a barking dog and other noise from Sandau's home.
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Woman sues Portland police for no-underwear arrest

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- In a trial under way in Portland, a woman is suing police who arrested her when she was not wearing underwear.
Sherri Sandau says two officers took her into custody at her home without letting her dress, and she says they wouldn't bring her clothes or a blanket.
The 47-year-old was wearing only a long tank top. She's seeking nearly $750,000 for post-traumatic stress in the federal court lawsuit.
Lawyers for the officers say they didn't initially know she was not wearing underwear because her top went to mid-thigh. They also say she was secure and out of sight in the patrol car.
Sandau was arrested in 2005 after confronting officers who responded to a complaint from a neighbor about a barking dog and other noise from Sandau's home.
And that's why your momma always told you to keep on clean underwear in case you got into an accident. Or arrested in this case. Should have listened to momma. Of course I never understood the need to have on clean underwear in case you got into an accident. If I'm driving down the road and I see a truck load of cattle about to plow into me, my underwear ain't going to be clean for very long anyway.
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Washington state trooper fatally shoots pig gone hog wild after Taser fails to slow escaped porker

Published: Saturday, May 14, 2011, 9:42 AM Updated: Saturday, May 14, 2011, 9:48 AM

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SPOKANE VALLEY, Wash. -- A Washington State Patrol trooper fatally shot a runaway 500-pound pig in Spokane Valley at its owner's direction after the trooper's stun gun failed to slow the animal.

The Spokesman-Review says Trooper Morgan Mehaffey first saw the pig running down a sidewalk Friday after it escaped from a minivan through a broken back window.

The trooper herded the animal out of traffic with his patrol car, pushing it back onto the sidewalk. When volunteers found a rope, the pig's owner agreed to let Mehaffey try to slow the animal with his Taser so it could be roped. But that didn't work.

At that point the owner told the trooper to shoot the animal.

Mehaffey says the woman drove from Eureka, Mont., to Valleyford, Wash., to purchase the pig for breeding. A tow truck helped load its carcass back into her van.
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Talk about the law of Unintended Consequences...

Here an OREGON COP lies - and says she's a he on her marriage license so she can marry her lesbo partner (illegal in Oregon), then her partner gets murdered - and she gets exposed that she's a LIAR and not a he... Ooops...

Gladstone Officer Lynne Benton married hairdresser 7 months before death

Published: Thursday, June 02, 2011, 9:25 PM Updated: Friday, June 03, 2011, 9:56 AM

By Rick Bella, The Oregonian The Oregonian

GLADSTONE -- Police Sgt. Lynne Benton married beautician Deborah Lee Higbee Benton seven months before the Gladstone shop owner was found dead in her salon, according to court documents obtained Thursday.

Benton presented herself to colleagues, neighbors and others as a woman but legally changed her middle name last year to "Edward" and listed her gender as male on the couple's marriage license application, filed Oct. 28 with the Clackamas County clerk's office. The couple were married the same day in a civil ceremony performed by Gladstone Municipal Judge Pro Tem Linda G. Beloof.

Under Oregon law, a marriage is valid only between a man and a woman, but the clerk's office doesn't require documentation of gender.

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Lynne Benton
Meanwhile, Higbee already had taken Benton's last name, according to a 2009 Clackamas County court document.

Neighbors at the Tri City Mobile Home Court said they knew Benton as Higbee Benton's "lady friend." They said she moved in with Higbee Benton last year and then moved out a couple of months ago.

Sgt. Benton's close relationship with the victim has triggered a couple of moves. First, to avoid any appearance of conflict of interest, Gladstone Police Chief Jim Pryde turned the investigation over to the Clackamas County Major Crimes Team. Then, Benton, 49, a 14-year law-enforcement veteran, went on leave from the police department. Police say Benton is cooperating with the investigation.

Pryde declined to comment. Benton did not return a call asking for comment.

Higbee Benton, 54, was found dead Saturday night at Gladstone Beauty Salon, 430 Portland Ave., which she ran for 20 years. On Thursday, for the first time, authorities officially identified their probe into Higbee Benton's death as a homicide investigation.

However, despite having the results of an autopsy, the team still has not released the official cause and manner of death -- or any of the circumstances. No suspects or persons of interest have been named.

Officer Ulli Neitch of the Milwaukie Police Department, acting spokeswoman for the Major Crimes Team, said investigators still are interviewing Higbee Benton's relatives, friends and acquaintances. "It is important that interviews still being conducted are not compromised by the release of critical information," Neitch said.

Neitch urged anyone who may have been near the Gladstone Beauty Salon between 3:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Saturday to call Crime Stoppers at 503-786-7577.

A law enforcement source who was briefed on the investigation said Higbee Benton had been shot.

A Gladstone bartender who was working Saturday two doors down from Higbee Benton's shop, said an investigator told her that Benton had been expecting Higbee Benton for dinner Saturday night. When she failed to show, Benton went to the salon with another person and then reported finding the body, the bartender said.

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Odd news: Missouri cicada ice cream seller told to cool it

Posted: Tuesday, June 7, 2011 10:47 pm

COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) - A public health official in central Missouri has asked an ice cream shop to cool it with the cicada ice cream, even though customers apparently can't get enough of it.
Sparky's Homemade Ice Cream in Columbia, Mo., sold out of its only batch of the insect-filled dessert within hours of its June 1 debut.

The Columbia-Missourian says employees collected the cicadas in their backyards and removed most of the dead bugs' wings. They then boiled the bugs and covered them in brown sugar and milk chocolate. The base ice cream is brown sugar and butter flavor.
Gerry Worley, an environmental health chief with the Columbia County Department of Public Health, says the agency's food code "doesn't directly address cicadas" and that he has advised against their use as an ingredient.
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Kansas Motorist Drives for Three Miles with Dead Man on Roof of Van


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WICHITA – After fatally striking a lawn mowing contractor, the driver of a van continued on for another three miles (4.8km) with the body on the roof of his vehicle in Wichita, Kansas on Friday -- sparking 911 calls from people who saw the disturbing sight.
The victim, an unnamed 32-year-old man, was working with a weed-eater near a street outside a Hawker Beechcraft plant when he was struck about 7:15am, The Wichita Eagle reported citing local police capital Hassan Ramzah.
The force of the impact threw the victim onto the windshield and then the roof of the van -- a Toyota Sienna XLE with a luggage rack on top -- but the motorist, a 67-year-old man, did not stop.
Witnesses who saw the van called 911, and one followed it to a house in an upscale development.
KAKE-TV reported the driver -- named as Mohamed Sarrafizadeh -- was booked into jail Friday evening on a charge of leaving the scene of a fatal accident, but was later released after paying a bond.

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When Sheila Abbott tried to piece together the path taken by the thieves who stole her sex toys, she didn’t have to look too hard.

She just had to follow the trail of feather boa feathers.

However, while she has a pretty good idea of what happened early Tuesday morning, she’s mystified about why.

Abbott, the owner of the Sexessories adult store in Parksville, said thieves struck some time around 3:30 a.m., parking behind the store, walking around to the front, smashing the window and unlocking the door.

“It looks like there were two of them,” Abbott said. “One of them went to one side and swooped all my $125 to $175 rotating vibrators off the hooks while the other went to the other side. There’s at least three garbage bags of stuff missing.”

Abbott said one of the thieves slipped up however, accidentally snatching up a feather boa along with the items that were sitting on top of it.

“There was a little trail of feathers that led around the back,” Abbott said. “They went out the front door, instead of out the back door.”

That’s an interesting point, she said, because the thieves only came far enough into the tiny store to avoid being caught on the store’s security camera.

“The person seems to have some inside knowledge,” she said.

Regardless of who was responsible, Abbott doesn’t understand the motivation.

“I understand theft,” she said. “I understand shoplifting. But this? I’m baffled. Where do people sell this stuff? You can’t bring it to a pawn shop.”

Abbott estimates she lost about $1,800 worth of product, along with a $400 repair bill to fix the door. Abott’s also offering a reward for information on the incident.

RCMP Corporal Charles Hofman said officers canvassed seven store owners in the area to see if they had any video footage that might give them a clue, but were unsuccessful.

The incident remains under police investigation.

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I got one... This guy is lucky to be alive... This video is INSANE!!!


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Colorado Cops Arrest Man Who Hid Inside Toilet Tank At Yoga Festival




Colorado police have arrested the man who last week allegedly hid inside the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival in Boulder. Luke Chrisco, 30, was nabbed yesterday and charged with unlawful sexual contact and criminal invasion of privacy.


According to cops, a woman attending the Hanuman Yoga Festival entered the portable toilet last Friday and “noticed movement in the tank when she lifted the lid.” After exiting the toilet, she sought help from a man who subsequently entered the toilet and “saw the suspect hiding inside the tank.”


The man then left and the suspect locked himself inside before fleeing 10 minutes later. Police described the toilet tank interloper, who was covered in feces, as a tall white male (between 6’ 4” and 6’ 8”) with a thin build. He also reportedly used the nickname “Sky.”


The 6’ 4”, 160-pound Chrisco (who has been known to use the handle “Skye Oryan”) was collared yesterday by Vail police following a traffic stop. An alert cop realized Chrisco matched the description of the Boulder toilet suspect. Chrisco is pictured above in a mug shot taken after a December 2008 arrest for panhandling and resisting police.


In a press release, Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner thanked the public for providing valuable tips to detectives. “We are grateful to the public for helping us resolve this disgusting case in an expeditious manner,” Beckner said.
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Wow. That's disturbing. What was he gonna do put his pecker in there thinkingnshe might not care? Or does he just like getting **** on?

There's some really ****ed up people in this world.
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Man's Body Found in Car after Struck
Alleged intoxicated driver taken into custody

Updated: Tuesday, 28 Jun 2011, 5:53 PM CDT
Published : Tuesday, 28 Jun 2011, 8:31 AM CDT

HOUSTON - It is a case so gruesome that it's just hard to believe.

James Onak has been charged with hitting a man and killing him along the Gulf Freeway around midnight Monday.

But it's what happened next that makes this crime so horrific.

A Precinct 8 deputy constable spotted a black 2000 Mazda 626 traveling along the southeast side of town. The car was smashed, the headlight was out and the driver was going slowly.

"He began questioning the driver upon walking up to the car about the damage and asked him if he had been involved in an accident,” Precinct 8 Cpt. Jason Finnen said. “The driver said he had... that he had struck something on the Gulf Freeway. At that time he didn't know or didn't say that it was a person that he had hit. He was either concealing it or just didn't know.”

But how could the suspect not know? The victim slammed through the glass and his body stayed wedged in the car.

Investigators say Onak drove more than 2 miles with the victim's body right next to him.

“The impact caused the victim to be impaled through the windshield and it was positioned in the floor board of the passenger side," Finnen said.

The victim was wearing a work uniform from a Subway restaurant and investigators say he had likely finished his work shift and was driving home when he experienced trouble with his Ford Explorer. They say he was struck by the Mazda 626 as he walked toward a nearby fuel station.

"We sent additional units up to the Gulf Freeway to look for the initial accident scene,” Finnen said. “One of our deputies actually discovered the victim's severed leg in the roadway along with the suspect's license plate nearby."

Those who live in the suspect's neighborhood say the family has been there at least 4 years but the parents and the children keep to themselves.

Onak turns 50 July 5. He is now charged with Felony Accident Involving Injury and Driving While Intoxicated.

We are still waiting for the medical examiners office to release the victim's identity.
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