I guess this guy either didn't think about being arrested for arson, or didn't care.

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27...-home-engulfed

 

Wish there were more good news stories like this instead of all the bad crap that goes on.

Ants attack Florida man pressure washing sidewalk; firefighters take over yard work



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2150038

 

Whenever I see places post stories like this, some moron has to comment, "Why is this news?"

 

Yeah ISIS, Texas is probably not the smartest place to start ****, lol.

ISIS releases 'Kill List'; Seven Texas cities included



http://www.newschannel10.com/story/2...ities-included

 

Where's the OP?

 

Yeah, that seems normal.

Argentinian man dies during sex with scarecrow he strapped sex toy on



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.2172316

 

Someone forgot to tell them that Texas is a state with 26 million people and 76 million guns.


There are so many guns in Texas that you could give one to every single person in the US, Russian, Chinese, French, and North and South Korean militaries and still have enough left over to give two to every man, woman, and child in Texas.








In totally unrelated news...


http://www.kwtx.com/news/offbeat/hea...299256261.html


What in the world would someone want $70,000 worth of bull semen for?

 

I love Texas. Don't care that much for bull *** though, lol. But feel free to squirt that stuff anywhere you like, lol, just not on my face. Don't want to end up in a **** video, lol.

 

I've been telling women for years it's good for their complexion


Maybe they decided to steal some in bulk

 

Is there any other conceivable reason to steal it other than breeding?

 

Ransom!

If you ever want to see them again...

 

Sperm bank responds to accusations it misrepresented donor

ATLANTA (AP) — A Georgia-based sperm bank says a lawsuit accusing it of misrepresenting a sperm donor is baseless.


Xytex Corp. responded Wednesday to the lawsuit filed last month in Fulton County Superior Court by Angela Collins and Margaret Elizabeth Hanson, who live in Canada.


Collins and Hanson alleged that sperm bank employees talked up the donor, saying he was smart, healthy and mature. They say in the lawsuit they later found out the donor is schizophrenic, dropped out of college and had been arrested for burglary.

Xytex says in its court filing that it followed industry standards, including interviewing the donor about his health and doing a medical exam. The response also says the company told the couple the medical and social history was provided by the donor and couldn't be verified.


http://www.seattlepi.com/news/us/art...it-6231420.php

 

Holy crap that's hilarious.

 

A bad seed. Literally.

 

that was good.

 

I watched that story on TV just crazy stuff there!

 

I guess the guys in San Francisco aren't the only thing that's flaming there, lol. Surprised anyone even noticed the smoke on Haight St.


Tour bus bursts into flames on Haight Street in S.F.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/T...in-6239406.php

 

Texas, always willing to poke somebody in the eye, lol.

Two Suspects Killed, Guard Shot 'Draw Muhammad' Contest in Texas

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...-texas-n352996

 

Like I said, trying to attack Texans is a really bad idea. Thought they were going to be terrorists and ended up just being targets.

 

WTF?!?!? Sons of Anarchy hanging out at Twin Peaks in Waco now?


Nine Killed in Biker War at Waco, Texas, Restaurant



http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...aurant-n360336