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Old Nov 24, 2004 | 08:57 AM
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Originally posted by InsaneMetalHead+November 24, 2004, 8:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (InsaneMetalHead @ November 24, 2004, 8:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-thezeppelin8@November 24, 2004, 10:01 AM
Yo momma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Dude that was great [/b][/quote]
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there's more where that came from. just gotta jog my memory some more lol
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Old Nov 25, 2004 | 06:07 PM
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Originally posted by thezeppelin8@November 23, 2004, 2:31 PM
your momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, she made skittles


My mom called me and told me that my 10 year old brother went up to a kid in school and said that. I was rolling when i heard that.
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Old Nov 25, 2004 | 06:50 PM
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Ok, I'm channeling my 6th grade experiences here...

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
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Old Nov 25, 2004 | 07:15 PM
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^ reminds me: yo momma so stupid, when she worked at the m&m factory, she threw out all the W's
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Old Nov 27, 2004 | 10:18 AM
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yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 10:45 AM
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Originally posted by burningman@November 27, 2004, 10:21 AM
yo momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
good one, Doug

Yo momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out
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Old Dec 3, 2004 | 11:47 AM
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Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 11:26 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Old Dec 15, 2004 | 02:37 PM
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Originally posted by ItsNotABulliT@December 15, 2004, 11:29 AM
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 07:54 AM
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this one is kinda long:

Yo moma so ugly, she got pulled over, handed the cop her license and got arrested for carrying a concealed weapon
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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 01:30 PM
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Yo mamma so fat,she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.
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Old Dec 16, 2004 | 05:19 PM
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Yo mommas so ugly, when she went to heaven God brought her back to life
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