Fact - We may blow away tonight ! its so windy that today the Ferry Boats stayed put and now te lights go wink wink as I knod knod at least I have an APC power back up ?ribbit ribbit that was the frog on the left with a banjo.

 

Ed-
I keep telling you- you gotta lay off the grain alcohol late at night

 

And I need to get on it

 

Been there done that grew up- learned that hugging the toilet bowl and riding the merry go round isn't fun.

 

http://www.fazed.net/video/?id=539
cats are fun

 

Here's one for you April I have to run it by Nathan when he gets back after Christmas But for New Years I'm thinking of giving up and spirit infested alcohol . Then you will need another line to use lol
and if my power goes well that's fixed with a brand new generator.

 

reposts are fun
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fz5IRdFIpvA
at least I think its a repost

 

Fun Fact ! my current vin # is 1ZVFT82055172264
and hopefully soon to be vin # 1ZVFT85H375293143

 

Fun Fact:
It didn't snow in Pennsylvania. It snowed for 30 minutes Monday during dinner, but turned into rain. It was colder here than it was up here!!
Funnest Fact: I am SOOOOOO glad to be home. Four People stuffed into a mustang for 18 hours SUCKS *****!

 

Did you do sing alongs to help disract from all that NOISE ?

 

Here is a FUN FACT FORD Just gave me a build date !
Estimated schedule date: 01/08 - 01/15
Estimated arrival date: 1/25 - 2/01

 

No, I slept for probably 12 of those hours, drove for 3 of them and *****ed about it the other 2. And I am still paying for it, my cramped leg is STILL killing me. The kids were LITTLE when I got the mustang, NOW we just about have to take 2 cars when we go to more than dinner or shopping.
These are my kill the pain candidates:

http://www.toyota.com/fjcruiser/models.html

http://www.fordvehicles.com/suvs/escape/

http://www.jeep.com/en/patriot/index.html

 

A lot of ball sucking seems to go on in your world...

 

I'll take the FJ Cruiser for 15, Alex.

 

Yea, apparently I was so used to saying it at home I didn't realize it didn't translate correctly in the online world. I will be correcting that immediately.

 

And I will take Keep Ellie for a million Alex........I realized most SUV drivers are real suburban commando buttholes. I don't wanna be in the mom crowd.

 

This was just too hilarious...

Think before you speak...


Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back...
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


FIRST TESTIMONY:


I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf *****.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes,
I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
"I think I like playing with men's *****."


THIRD TESTIMONY:


My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day,
my sister has never let me forget.


FOURTH TESTIMONY:


While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped
what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when
the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:


Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said "No".
I kept thinking
"Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said,
"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,
because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time,
"Danny, did you have an accident?"
This time he jumped up,
yanked down his pants,
bent over,
spread his cheeks
and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:


This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked :
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!


Remember we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak
copy and pasted from elsewhere

 

That was most entertaining.

 

Almost as good as the classic Howard Stern prank calls on CNN >>

Prank call #1
Prank call #2

While we're at it, there's also this little gem from C-SPAN.

 

lol..don't they have caller id?