Fun Facts
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After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
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From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Fun Fact:
Its too foggy to see out there.
Funner Fact: nothing is open at 4Am And its dark
Even Funner Fact: I wouldn't go up on Vulcan in Birmingham if someone promised me a classic shelby if I did. Glass elevator, metal catwalk, scares me to think about it.
Funnest Fact: Eleanor was on TV this morning.
Its too foggy to see out there.
Funner Fact: nothing is open at 4Am And its dark
Even Funner Fact: I wouldn't go up on Vulcan in Birmingham if someone promised me a classic shelby if I did. Glass elevator, metal catwalk, scares me to think about it.
Funnest Fact: Eleanor was on TV this morning.
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From: In Boredom
Talking Dog For Sale
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
|
| He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
| The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
| "You talk?" he asks.
| "Yep," the Lab replies.
| "So, what's your story?"
| The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
| when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told
| the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
| country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
| because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
| I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
| "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
| getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
| job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
| suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
| dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
| "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
| The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
| wants for the dog.
| "Ten dollars," the guy says.
| "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
| him so cheap?"
| "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s**t."
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
|
| He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
| The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
| "You talk?" he asks.
| "Yep," the Lab replies.
| "So, what's your story?"
| The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
| when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told
| the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
| country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
| because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
| I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
| "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
| getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
| job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
| suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
| dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."
| "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
| The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
| wants for the dog.
| "Ten dollars," the guy says.
| "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
| him so cheap?"
| "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s**t."
Thread Starter
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Fun Fact:
This was a DUDE when we went to High school together:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=73610064
My friend sent me it this morning and I about died. When I knew HIM he was just a kid wanting to go into fashion. I have seen it all now.
This was a DUDE when we went to High school together:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=73610064
My friend sent me it this morning and I about died. When I knew HIM he was just a kid wanting to go into fashion. I have seen it all now.
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From: Alabaster, Al.
Originally Posted by EleanorsMine
Fun Fact:
This was a DUDE when we went to High school together:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=73610064
My friend sent me it this morning and I about died. When I knew HIM he was just a kid wanting to go into fashion. I have seen it all now.
This was a DUDE when we went to High school together:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=73610064
My friend sent me it this morning and I about died. When I knew HIM he was just a kid wanting to go into fashion. I have seen it all now.
Are you saying that this girl, use to be a boy? Dang, and I thought that the autobody business had progressed over the last couple of years.
TDS
Thread Starter
After all these years,
My C/T still sucks!
My C/T still sucks!
Joined: May 5, 2004
Posts: 7,190
Likes: 0
From: Orlando(DP!) Florida
Originally Posted by TDS
April,
Are you saying that this girl, use to be a boy? Dang, and I thought that the autobody business had progressed over the last couple of years.
TDS
Are you saying that this girl, use to be a boy? Dang, and I thought that the autobody business had progressed over the last couple of years.
TDS
Originally Posted by EleanorsMine
Don't blame me I am barely awake, therefore my senses are off.
Originally Posted by EleanorsMine
I am saying that is a chick with a stick. I know this for a fact.
