No need to post anyones IP info, regardless if its spammers or not.

 

ok , those were not real ip's , just trying to rid the spammers

 

I like fried dill pickles.

Fun Fact: There is more than one man from nantucket. Who knew?

There was an Old Man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man--
And, as for the bucket, Nan took it

 

thats kind of sick

 

A few fun facts that I may or may not have already stated;

I was on Xm Radio Thursday- for Mustang Sally to all the mustangs in birmingham this weekend. at 5:07 CST.

Fun Fact: If you raise your insurance deductible you will meet mayhem in the form of a dump truck soon after. I did. Now my car for sure is uglier than Ralph. Stress crack from a pinhole sized ding.

 

NOt so much fun facts as something to make you all laugh your cracks off.

My mom drives a Jeep Liberty, and she never pays attention to the rear window on it, she raises it up, stuffs her crap in and gets in. Well......
I am observant and know this.Soooooo I wait till she is not looking at the store, and draw a GIANT ***** on back of it. (it needed washed). So we leave to go to the next store, and the cocola guy is behind her. I finally pull up to her and say- MAMA you have a huge on your rear window!!
So we get to the store we are headed to, and the coke guy turns in too, He says Ma'am- I thought you should know- someone drew a huge ***** on your rear window. I know I shouldn't laugh, but That's funny. At about the same time, she realized it was her pride and joy who did it and started laughing and called me a freak. I laughed until I cried.

Then to top, on the way home, I notice a- well maybe I shouldn't tell it all- but it was two men in a truck- and the funniest of the 4 things I noticed was the HUGE boy toy written across the rear window.

 

And to think........ you have kids.

 

yea Yea yea.
What fun would life be if I were a stick in the mud? OR how much trouble could I get in If I didn't have Brian and My Mom to keep me under control? He lets me have fun to a point, and when my mom calls me my full name I know I stepped over the line. BUT DANG that was funny. I am still having laugh flashbacks. I told her to just think of all the people she made laugh today.(that and if she had a mustang she wouldn't have the huge glass window problem).

And also In case you didn't notice My little Miss Ivy is about 30 times worse than I will ever be. She's hobbled by no one. Plus she thinks she is me. I do still have a good kid left though the boy took on his Daddys personality,which is probably a good thing give him a year or 2.

 

I might add, my mother is totally fun to screw with.
On Brians and my first Christmas together(He's from NY). He had Her CONVINCED that up north for Christmas they celebrated the holiday under a special table called the "Christmas table" where they sat and sang Christmas carols and opened presents. She was about to go out and get a table for him until we finally told her we were screwing with her.

 

lol thats mean

 

Oh yea, My mom also isn't an old woman- so she's fair game

Fun Fact: For those who have girls- WOW! Oh what drama teenagers are.

 

my daughter is 1 1/2....so in 11 1/2 years i'm in for trouble aren't I?

 

yes lol yes u are.

april, LMAO at what you did to your mother

 

You in some trouble boy. I take that back, your poor wife is.
I won't even give you 11 years. I give you 10.

Mines almost 14, and Sweet Lord I have to just hold back while Brian is in hysterics at us two going at it. (and as either of us turns our back to him, he's flashing devil horns at whoever).Its kind of hard- she is the same person I am so whoooooo.
But men have luck- all girls are Daddys little girls .Shes like honey with daaaaaaddddy.

Yea, My mother has sworn revenge on me. That was the funniest thing I have seen in weeks- a GIANT pecker on my moms car rolling down the highway.

 

Update:
My mother has invited us for dinner tomorrow night.

She says she is going to find the vulgarest sticker she can locate to stick on my car.

I told her she did that I was going to the dirty harley store and fixing her up good.

 

Fun Fact
I f'en hate Chris Montana.
It would give me GREAT pleasure to slap him good.

 

This guy that don't know how to drive has a brand new Ford GT blows his clutch as he apparently does not know how to drive, so while he's waiting also get the idea to replace his exhaust and add some custom headers as well, and this is how he went about it , rips out an article he read in a magazine takes it into where I picked up my Mustang from and says order this and install it for me. Sounds like more money than (noodles) up there .

 

fun fact
Some one is going to pick up his new legend lime Gt this afternoon
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That some one is ME

 

YEA! Guess we won't see you for a while.

Fun fact- My daughter left hair dye all over the bathroom. I have to go clorox it now. Thank goodness for tile floors!

Funner Fact: Today is a happy day

Funnest Fact: I am kind of scared of my Mom now.

 

Fun Fact:

Chorizo is the best sausage


Chorizo is also the coolest Brewers mascot