Originally Posted by texastboneking

This thread was funny?
Is this the answer a question with a question thread?

Originally Posted by phiggs54

Nice try Tbone, you always know!

Originally Posted by texastboneking

Thanks bud!, I always love it when another dude notices me.

Originally Posted by Pete07GT

Icky thump, who'd a thunk?
Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico
Ah well, what a chump, well my head
Got a bump when I hit it on the radio

Redhead señorita lookin' dead
Came and said, "Need a bed?" en español
Said give me a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar
Well, I don't need a microphone

Icky thump with the lump in my throat
Grabbed my coat and I was freaking, I was ready to go
Yeah, I swear, beside the hair she had one white eye
One blank stare, lookin' up, lyin' there

On a stand near her hand was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane, dry ice, somethin' strange
La la la

White Americans, what, nothin' better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out? You're an immigrant too
Who's usin' who? What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too

Icky thump handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind, looked around and there was nobody else
Left alone I hit myself with a stone
Went home and learned how to clean up after myself

Originally Posted by Scothew

Originally Posted by Pete07GT

I am in awe of your FIXED prowess..

Originally Posted by Scothew

Thanks man, I can appreciate picking on the incompetents like you. Now be gone and don't let papa bear see you cross the forsaken forum line again.. :fire:

Originally Posted by Pete07GT

Scott, you scare me

Originally Posted by Scothew

I scare most everybody with my girlie figure.

Originally Posted by Pete07GT

I want you

Originally Posted by Scothew

Sorry Pete im very taken, and I do pinch hit for that team. I just couldn't be with a man half my age..

Originally Posted by Pete07GT

I understand that you are only about 8months older than me, but im still going to treat you with the respect your authoritative position deserves

Originally Posted by Scothew

With my admin powers I can see members birth dates and cipher their ages. It makes me wonder how some of these old farts even know how to use a computer

Originally Posted by phiggs54

I really too old to understand you whippersnappers

Originally Posted by Pete07GT

Hey Patrick, where is that Houston Hard Rock Cafe shot glass?

Originally Posted by Scothew

I really created this website in an attempt to meet more chicks, unfortunately the elderly stumbled on here and won't leave.

Originally Posted by phiggs54

I'm sorry I got your hopes up in anticipation but you see I believe that one shouldn't hope for anything in life or someone like me will crush all of your aspirations. This is what happens when you grow up in The Great Depression like I did..