"Always drink upstream from the herd." Will Rogers

 

"Life's tough.. It's even tougher if your stupid".. John Wayne

 

Ahead warp 1 (Heading sir ? ) Thata way http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=gay%20hand
[Capt James T Kirk)

 

"...come on, do you think I make my sister a widow? I am godfather to your son Carlo...
Now, who approached, Barzini or Tattaglia?"
- Michael (Godfather)

"It was Barzini".
- Carlo (Michael's soon-to-be ex-brother in law)


Ooooops!

 

I heard a good one the other day but I can't remember it right now<----- not a quote

 

Thanks for sharing that with the boy's & girls today Glenn.

 

I don't know Karate but I do know crazy and I know how to use it.

 

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

 

"what goes around, comes around"

 

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

 

And you want to be my latex salesman.

 

"There are no bad regiments, only bad colonels" Napolean Bonaparte

 

I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger

and those I am about to.

 

I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.

 

If you're lying, remember one thing. I could swallow each of you whole without choking. All I need do is butter your heads and pin your ears back.

 

 

"Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!" - Chris Pontius


"lifes a bad video game with perfect graphics"

 

 

"When your (engine's) bottom end comes up through the top end - THAT is your redline."

 

I thought that was the VTec kicking in.