You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.(Character shows up best when tested.)
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
mount up boys were burning day light<------ I think thats how that went

 

"Jane, you ignorant ****."

 

"Pork Soda: It's like drinkin' a pig."

 

I can't recall which episode os the Star Trek movies but Lt.Ohura says "Becareful what you wish for - you just may get it " isn't that the TMS C/T moto ?

 

"Keep firing, a**holes!"

 

^the rest of that scene just makes it better!

 

This gem just rang out over the intercom here at the office:

"Tom, Enos Burdett on 101. Tom, 101."

I couldn't make that up if I tried.

 

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious sh**.

 

"alt.conspiracy.black.helicopters"

 

Ahem.

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock. Said to Mr. Adventure from >Commander< Uhura (promotions, don't'cha know) with a twinkle in her eye just before Admiral Kirk, Bones, and Sulu show up and she puts him in the closet at phaser point saying "This isn't reality... this.. is.. FANTASY!!!"

/Career winding down her foot.
//never saw 300. Is it good?

 

"Up your butt jo-boo" Major League

"Why you call Police?, did retard escape" Borat

"That dog sh**s on my yard one more time, I'm gonna staple his a** shut" The Burbs

 

see sig for one

anything from super troopers...especially

Farva: Gimme a uh, litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a godd*** litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my f***** cola before I break VOUS f***** LIP!

 

"I'm a polotician, that means I'm a liar and a cheat and when I'm not kissin babies I'm stealin their loli-pops"

Hunt for Red October..........

 

My favorite !

 

(Daves not here) Cheech and Chong.

 

"One plus two plus two plus one."

 

"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?" Wayne Brady

 

gimmie yo' **** sandwich dave!

 

Ellen: What are you looking at?
Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ******* in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]
Eddie: ****ter was full.
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our ****ters, honey?
Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.
Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.



this has to be one of my all time favs

as an entourage of suits - lead by Clark's boss - passes by single file]
Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ***. Kiss his ***. Kiss your ***. Happy Hanukkah.

 

Man, THAT was lucky!....darn near lost a $400 handcart!" -Blazing Saddles