"Thith tree ith the thymbol of the thpirit of the Grithwold family Chrithmath."

 

A holiday classic, courtesy of Dave Attell. (audio only - NSFW)

 

Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

 

"Holy crap!"

 

You gotta grab life by the lips and YANK as hard as you can!

 

We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.

See, ya are what ya are in this world. That's either one of two things: Either you're somebody, or you ain't nobody.

 

All these quotes are from "And Justice For All".
One of my all time favorite movies.

Arthur Kirkland: The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn't get rid of it, that haunted me, was why. Why would she lie? What was her motive for lying? If my client is innocent, she's lying, why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday I found out why. She doesn't have a motive, you know why? Because she's not lying... And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today, no, because I'm gonna get him! My client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to f***ing jail! The son of a ***** is guilty!

Arthur Kirkland: That man is guilty! That man, there, that man is a slime! he is a *slime*! If he's allowed to go free, then something really wrong is goin' on here!
Judge Rayford: Mr. Kirkland you are out of order!
Arthur Kirkland: I'm out of order? You're out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They're out of order! That man, that sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! He *told* me so! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make A Deal"! "Let's Make A Deal"! Hey Frank, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane judge who likes to beat the sh** out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, 3 weeks probation?
Frank Bowers (DA): *Dammit!*

 

"I'm out there Jerry and I'm LOVING every minute of it!"

 

she's my mother... she's my sister <----- what movie was that from?

 

Joe Dirt! ^^^^^

 

Jebediah Nightlinger: [praying to God before he's about to hanged by Asa Watts and his gang] I regret trifling with married women. I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards. I deplore my occasional departures from the truth. Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger
[eyes shifting to Asa Watts]
Jebediah Nightlinger: ... and those I am about to.

 

it was from gangster flick if I rember correctly. I think there was something like that in Joe dirt also. LOL

 

its from chinatown, and it goes... she's my daughter... she's my sister... SMACK!

 

"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned." Clint Eastwood

"Unforgiven" 1992

 

More Eastwood..."The Outlaw Josey Wales" 1976

Bounty hunter #1: You're wanted, Wales.
Josey Wales: Reckon I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9HsfGJ5c4

That is one cool dude.

 

" Looks like this little fricas is about over"

The Duke in all his glory!!!

 

"if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice"

Rush.....Freewill

 

not a quote but you get it any way I bet

 

Only the dead have seen the end of the war.
-Plato

Sic vis pacem para bellum
When you want peace
Prepare for war.


Two of my most favorite.

 

"I want a schnauzer with my wienerschnitzel."

"There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen."