Here is the perfect discription of a ricer........

 

When all else fails and a ricer has been put in his place, he'll still claim that he gets better gas mileage than you.


Me-"I blew your doors off. Just give it a rest."

Ricer-"But I can get 30mpg."

Me-

 

 

I got that quote today from a co-worker ricer w a black Echo
The car has the complete package, sans alum. spoiler: fart can, red tow hook on both bumpers, and last but not least, the funnel like thing that's poking outside the front bumper through a hole he cut on. He was revving up and so I did it too He and I stopped to put gas and he told me "vroom vroom, huh" (while he was grinning) and I told him "now THIS is a fast car, 150 mph speedo." a pause, and he replied "fast but guzzles too much fuel" If you want to go fast, you can't concern of fuel economy

 

why do people do these things

 

What I notice more and more often when I go for my daily walk (I work at the courthouse in the city) are those stupid fake portholes. What the hell is up with that?!?!?! They looked okay stock on the first gen Lucernes but they do NOT look okay on your Suzuki Sidekick!!!!

Now it seems as if the new ricer fad is to stick those LED light strips somewhere on your 1989 Tercel.

 

It looks FWD, but what's the extra hump before the axle in the first pic?

 

Sean that kinda looks like they put a 4-link rear suspension under it and that hump could be a brace that they had to put in the that. If not then I dont know.

 

with the right supercharger, you can get 30...

 

This I found while googling for fail images.

 

Holy crap! The nose lookes like a 2nd or 3rd Gen Eclipse kit.. but the spoiler glued onto the hood? I'm.. I don't even know what to say.

 

But think of the mad downforce that creates to keep the front wheels down for better turning


Frank, your sig is hilarious!

 

with all those wings/ground fx, it MUST be faster than a Veyron!

 

 

The parents of these people who would do this to a Mustang should have pulled when they pushed !