Today as i was driving round town in my Termi i stopped at the lights and while i was lookin around i became witness to a terrible sight: A punk *** teen with a self esteem as big as a zebra`s hoohu-dilly in a "Bulgarian style" tuned VW Golf Mk2 PULLED UP NEXT TO ME. If you have no friggin idea what "Bulgarian tunning" is here are a few examples of this "style"



and a bulgarian ricer`s dream-

He looked at me with a retarded smirk on his face and revved his engine wich sounded like a cat getting raped!He told me that i was driving a nice Opel Calibra, but it was "No match for his 250 bhp turbocharged beast under his hood"!!!
He actually thought i was driving an Opel!!!Then the lights went green and i just dissappeared in hyper space, that guy probably filled his pants with diharia from the mighty sound of THE COBRA but i cant be sure cuz i never saw him again.
I just get so pissed off when i see i ricer i just want to strangle him but i cant! They`re just 17 year old little spoiled teens that have no knowledge in cars, no sense of self-preservation and no care of other peoples` lives. Im my country the most common accidents are commited by young people that have no idea how easily the can get hurt!
SO I DEDICATE THIS THREAD TO RICER JOKES, PICTURES AND STORIES!

ENJOY!

 

sounded like a cat getting raped...that's funny right there.

 

 

I hate it when they do the loser fly by, then go running their mouths saying they beat you. The big DA couldn't read COBRA on your bumper

 

I had a Nissan before my Mustang, and I even hated those kinds of people then. They gave imports a bad name. I always thought it was funny that most of the people I saw "racing" in Civics had the base model, but drove like it was an Si or something.

I have to say though, the Nissan never put a smile on my face just from stepping on the gas.

 

Well Cobra -Calibra all the same maan!

 

Hey now be nice to some of the "ricers" I drive a 2001 Celica as a daily driver. At the same time I hate those kids that dont know chit about this kind of stuff.

 

my old daily driver

 

^that almost hurts to look at, but at the same time, it's awesome!

 

pass a stuck truck in the NM mud while your top is down and you can feel a grown man crying inside.

 

I can only imagine
There are tons, and I mean TONS of ricers here. The majority of them now have switched over to 3 door Yaris and they even look w a cocky face when I stop or go past them on the Mustang. And they're pretty aggressively bad drivers too.

The new trend around here is "chopping" them, ie, like they did on the old days when you wanted to fit fatter tires on the back by raising them on the rear. They slam them on the front, and raise it to heaven on the back. They claim that it's for better traction

 

 

Ugh, didn't think that was possible - the return of the "stinkbug" stance. Hope that "trend" doesn't make it here.

 

Here are some of them:
the sewage ram air edition

The headlights are not faded, they're covered with green paper

Here's a "chopped" one


I actually loled with this one


He lives his life 17 seconds at a time This one's from a brat that always goes in it floored, even races alone There's a whole thread on the local forums just flaming the guy.

 

Yee, those are nasty.

 

He even has a video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Ic2eq-4PA

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rolYF...eature=channel
Check the ET.

 

 

This one rocks!.... NOT!!!

And this post says it all . http://www.carrito.net/board/showpos...2&postcount=20

 

English please?