Dr Iven

I hate to beat the ricer horse, but what's the best excuse a ricer has ever given you for why he lost a race? That, or what's your favorite ricer-bashing quote.

Now, I'm not talking about imports in general, but the true ricers.

Domestics can also be riced out, keep in mind.

The best excuse I ever received was when this dude told me he had his wing tested and it produced too much downforce, so he had to get it fixed... WTF???

Zastava_101

I know my Mustang is only V6, but I can still beat a lot of ricers. I really enjoy racing with my '97 Dodge Intrepid (3.5L V6). Ricers usually think its big, family sedan, and I don't have chance against them.

The excuse I usually hear is that their car is too good comparing to my Intrepid and they didn't really want to race.

Pic of my Intrepid (my friend's '91 Taurus is in the back).

Dr Iven

Yeah, Lincoln Mark VIII's run low-15's to even high-14's stock, and people get the most surprised looks on their faces when they get lit up by one.

Horsepower844182

After I smoke one they usually pull up next to me at the next light and tell me how their engines are more hi-tech than mine. That makes me fell even better because my "low-tech" engine just smoked them.

Dr Iven

I like the line, "I have more horsepower per liter than you could dream of!" Yeah... Not hard, seeing as you have 2.0 of 'em...

Boomer

Slinkin... just tell them "yeah and it takes more ftlbs of torque to tighten my lugnuts than your engine has!"

Dan

...and be sure to speak very slowly so they don't miss the joke.

hatsharpener

you could add some emphasis and say ``...to tighten one of my lugnuts!!!''

ford1

I allready have that in my sig.

SVTCobraR315

i like how there wings weigh more than there car

hatsharpener

And they need that 5" tach because the RPMs climb soooo fast on a I4 from 5,000rpm on up...