Blonde Joke
Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 18, 2005, 11:57 AM
yah, small what now???? huh HUH???????
yah, small what now???? huh HUH??????? 
Not sure but I have had a decreasing amount of patience for ignorance as of late.
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Originally posted by Scothew+April 18, 2005, 2:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scothew @ April 18, 2005, 2:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Fordracing200@April 18, 2005, 11:57 AM
yah, small what now???? huh HUH???????
yah, small what now???? huh HUH??????? Not sure but I have had a decreasing amount of patience for ignorance as of late.
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My apologies Scott if I have taken anything too far.
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A brunette and 3 blondes are hanging from a rope attached to an airplane flying thousands of feet above the earth. The pilot comes to the back and says "I can only take one of you aboard." All four girls look at him and say " How will you decide?"
The pilot ponders this for a moment and then says "okay, whoever can convince me why they are the most important can live," he then points to the brunette and says " you go first."
The brunette thinks for a moment and then gives a beautiful heartfelt story of why she should live.
The pilot then looks at her and says "welcome aboard!"
Surprised the brunette turns around to see all of the blondes gone. She then ask the pilot what happened.
"Well," he says "they were so impressed by your speech that they all started clapping!"
The pilot ponders this for a moment and then says "okay, whoever can convince me why they are the most important can live," he then points to the brunette and says " you go first."
The brunette thinks for a moment and then gives a beautiful heartfelt story of why she should live.
The pilot then looks at her and says "welcome aboard!"
Surprised the brunette turns around to see all of the blondes gone. She then ask the pilot what happened.
"Well," he says "they were so impressed by your speech that they all started clapping!"
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 18, 2005, 10:04 AM
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
he has ideas in that small mind of his already, i have had so many c/ts i lost count..................
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Here' one from Steven Wright he's a riot.
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl...I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said, "I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked, "What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys...by the way, my name is Dennise." I said, "Hello, Dennise. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl...I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said, "I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked, "What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys...by the way, my name is Dennise." I said, "Hello, Dennise. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."
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Originally posted by Bookman@April 19, 2005, 4:51 PM
Here' one from Steven Wright he's a riot.
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl...I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said, "I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked, "What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys...by the way, my name is Dennise." I said, "Hello, Dennise. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."
Here' one from Steven Wright he's a riot.
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl...I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said, "I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked, "What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys...by the way, my name is Dennise." I said, "Hello, Dennise. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks the blonde if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, who is tired, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay, " the lawyer continues. "Your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references but he can't find an answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress, but he still has no answer.
Frustrated, he e-mails all his friends and coworkers, which turns out to be to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 20, 2005, 8:30 PM
<_< i like blondes best...........
<_< i like blondes best...........
ehh blondes are bland
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 21, 2005, 8:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 21, 2005, 8:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Fordracing200@April 20, 2005, 8:30 PM
<_< i like blondes best...........
<_< i like blondes best...........
ehh blondes are bland
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does that mean hott??
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im all for brunettes i like girls who can actually understand what your talkin bout
