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Old Apr 12, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Best Blonde Joke Of The Year So Far

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop
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Old Apr 12, 2005 | 12:49 PM
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That's a new one, good one too
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Old Apr 12, 2005 | 12:51 PM
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My wife sent it to me at work. She gets all kinds of jokes from her vendors. I'll have to keep posting the good ones!
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Old Apr 12, 2005 | 06:45 PM
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Old Apr 12, 2005 | 09:30 PM
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This one is probably old but:

There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"
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Old Apr 12, 2005 | 09:32 PM
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heard it b4, but its still great
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Old Apr 13, 2005 | 08:56 AM
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Originally posted by thezeppelin8@April 12, 2005, 11:33 PM


This one is probably old but:

There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"


I like that one! Here's a short one.

What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?

An interpreter!
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Old Apr 13, 2005 | 08:57 AM
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Old Apr 13, 2005 | 10:54 AM
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Old Apr 13, 2005 | 10:20 PM
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brunette
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 02:15 PM
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Yes brunettes are yummy. My wife is a brunette

Maybe I should go now.
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 13, 2005, 8:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 13, 2005, 8:59 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-thezeppelin8@April 12, 2005, 11:33 PM


This one is probably old but:

There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"


I like that one! Here's a short one.

What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?

An interpreter!
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Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A. Invisible.

And there's more where that came from!!
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 04:10 PM
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 04:40 PM
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classic thread
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 05:20 PM
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How do you keep a Blonde busy?






Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to seperate the M's from the W's
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 05:22 PM
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Why was the Blonde fired from the M & M factory?




Because she threw away all the W's
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by PonyLover@April 14, 2005, 5:25 PM
Why was the Blonde fired from the M & M factory?




Because she threw away all the W's

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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 06:12 PM
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somwhere, out there, a blonde is laughing at these jokes
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 14, 2005, 3:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 14, 2005, 3:18 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Yes brunettes are yummy. My wife is a brunette

Maybe I should go now.
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have any pics of the wife?

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How do you keep a Blonde busy?






Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to seperate the M's from the W's
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no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......

What do a blonde and a rooster have in common?

They both say "any **** oughta do"

LMAO
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Old Apr 14, 2005 | 07:59 PM
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lol. i dont think your first comment is exaclt appropriate.... watch out... Andy might come after ya

lol, #2 is good tho
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