i have a few, but they are definitly NOT site appropriate.

 

Hiney Measurement
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> A man and his wife were working in their garden
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> one day and the man looks over at his wife and
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> says, "Your rear-end is getting really big, I mean
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> really big. I bet your hiney is bigger than the barbecue."
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> With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape
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> and measure the grill and then went over to where
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> his wife was working and measured his wifes
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> bottom.
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> "Yes, I was right, your rear is two inches wider than the
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> barbecue!!!"
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> The woman chose to ignore her husband.
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> Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling
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> frisky He makes some advances towards his
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> wife who completely brushes him off.
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> "What's wrong?" he asks.
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> She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to
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> fire up this big-hiney grill for one little weenie?

 

 

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.

He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."

 

 

U see Pauly junior's girlfriend? Orange County Choppers

She is blonde and a knock-out

 

No I haven't is there a pic out there

 

idk, i saw her and ............well.............. i FLIPPED, she is FRICKEN HOTT, LOL

www.orangecountychoppers.com look their, its possible

 

heres a good blonde joke for ya all


The Blonde and the Casino:

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know -I thought you were watching."

Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men