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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:00 AM
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Q. What's a brunette's mating call?


A. "Has the blonde left yet? "


Right Right!!!

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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:13 AM
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Originally posted by Fordracing200+April 14, 2005, 10:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fordracing200 @ April 14, 2005, 10:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 14, 2005, 3:18 PM
Yes brunettes are yummy. My wife is a brunette

Maybe I should go now.
have any pics of the wife?

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How do you keep a Blonde busy?






Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to seperate the M's from the W's
no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......

What do a blonde and a rooster have in common?

They both say "any **** oughta do"

LMAO
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Nah. I always willing to show off my wife. I'll have to upload some pics when i have a chance if she lets me. You know how fickle women can be, "that picture make me look fat!, it shows my hips too much"

Hear are two words that I have learned are the most important:

"Yes Dear!"



Oh and that blonde out there laughing is GeorgiaPeach01!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:14 AM
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Originally posted by Fordracing200+April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fordracing200 @ April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
have any pics of the wife? [/b]




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no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......
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remember family site
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:16 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew+April 15, 2005, 11:17 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scothew @ April 15, 2005, 11:17 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM

have any pics of the wife?


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no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......
remember family site
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It's alright Scott. No harm done. All of my pics of my wife are fully clothed don't worry! I gotta be careful cause she's lurking around here somewhere!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:22 AM
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Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew@April 15, 2005, 11:25 AM
Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.

Thanks for the lookout buddy! I appreciate it!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 15, 2005, 10:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 15, 2005, 10:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Scothew@April 15, 2005, 11:25 AM
Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.

Thanks for the lookout buddy! I appreciate it!
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Actually, my husband is incorrect...I'm not a brunette, I'm a [COLOR=red]red head! And we all know that red heads have more fun than blondes!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:37 AM
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Ooooo picky aren't we? She's closer to a brunette than a red head Dark red, brunette what the heck is the difference?

See what happens to Andy when he gets home:


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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 15, 2005, 10:40 AM
Ooooo picky aren't we? She's closer to a brunette than a red head Dark red, brunette what the heck is the difference?

See what happens to Andy when he gets home:




It's the weekend...I'm sure I can come up with something!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:53 AM
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Whatever you do guys don't get married



Okay now and on with the blonde jokes!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 09:59 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 15, 2005, 10:56 AM
Whatever you do guys don't get married



Okay now and on with the blonde jokes!

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
:scratch:
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 15, 2005, 9:16 AM
Oh and that blonde out there laughing is GeorgiaPeach01!

Haha....That would be correct!! I'm just that cool of a girl!!


Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?



A. The invitation
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 10:10 AM
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man this thread took a hilarious turn!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 10:26 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew@April 15, 2005, 12:13 PM
man this thread took a hilarious turn!

Yeah I thought I would just post a joke and that would be that but this is really turning out to be good!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 15, 2005, 11:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 15, 2005, 11:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Scothew@April 15, 2005, 12:13 PM
man this thread took a hilarious turn!

Yeah I thought I would just post a joke and that would be that but this is really turning out to be good!
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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?



A. A hostage
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 12:09 PM
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Good one Georgia Peach...I like the way you think!
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 12:14 PM
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This is one of the best threads in a while.
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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 12:24 PM
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Here's to red heads....

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry! She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!" "Shut up," she says, "You're next."


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Old Apr 15, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?


A. Fisher-Price

hehehehehe :banana2:
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