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Old 4/6/05, 05:26 PM
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Prototype for the 06 optional security system.
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"No more darn cat pawprints on the hood" said Bill.
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Old 4/6/05, 05:28 PM
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"Not content with the attention his Screaming Yellow was getting, John had an idea..."
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"Mustang owners find a new way to prevent fingerprints from being placed on their cars while parked at the mall."
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"Worlds largest claw game now open to the public."

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Dealer:"Nana nana. Boo boo."

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Wife turns to hubby, exiting crane cab - "Sorry, Honey, you're not going to believe this - I left my purse in the car!".

Hubby climbs back into crane cab.

Same scenario - "Crap - I think I forgot to put the parking brake on, honey"
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Old 4/6/05, 05:42 PM
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"Parking Garage Builders Forget Ramps Between Levels..."
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"The new 2005 Mustang, an uplifting experience"
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"Little Davey always wondered how they got those floor-models into the showrooms..."
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Old 4/6/05, 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by XtangGT@April 6, 2005, 3:37 PM


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Old 4/6/05, 05:49 PM
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"atleast they can`t catch me speeding up here!!!"

"the new p-51 mustang"
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"An unreachable vehicle for repossesion? NOT ANY MORE ! ! ! "

"In desperate need of more attention, April tries something new."

"But the guy said I could park in the space."
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Well that's one way to keep the value of your car...

For Sale: 2005 Yellow Mustang GT
99.5% crane driven, less that two orig, miles on engine, never driven on highway, orig. tires.
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Old 4/6/05, 05:54 PM
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Chris and Cindy Suddenly wished they had not decided to sneak into the Ford lot for a quickie.
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Old 4/6/05, 05:55 PM
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Originally posted by hispony@April 6, 2005, 4:54 PM
"In desperate need of more attention, April tries something new."
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Originally posted by celticstanger@April 6, 2005, 5:31 PM
"Not content with the attention his Screaming Yellow was getting, John had an idea..."
HEY!
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you go ahead and try to write me a ticket
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"Angry wife demands attention from her husband" "honey, start my motor or i drop the stang"
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Coming to, the last thing John remembers is reaching for that button in his new Mustang and wondering what it was for...
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"lucy in the sky with diamonds " has been replaced with "April in the sky with Mustang"
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