Prototype for the 06 optional security system.
or
"No more darn cat pawprints on the hood" said Bill.

 

"Not content with the attention his Screaming Yellow was getting, John had an idea..."

 

"Mustang owners find a new way to prevent fingerprints from being placed on their cars while parked at the mall."

 

"Worlds largest claw game now open to the public."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Ford's feelings towad the dancing nanners on "The Mustang Source" takes a bad turn"

Dealer:"Nana nana. Boo boo."

----Added----

"It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Super GT!!!"

 

Wife turns to hubby, exiting crane cab - "Sorry, Honey, you're not going to believe this - I left my purse in the car!".

Hubby climbs back into crane cab.

Same scenario - "Crap - I think I forgot to put the parking brake on, honey"

 

"Parking Garage Builders Forget Ramps Between Levels..."

 

"The new 2005 Mustang, an uplifting experience"

 

"Little Davey always wondered how they got those floor-models into the showrooms..."

 

 

"atleast they can`t catch me speeding up here!!!"

"the new p-51 mustang"

 

"An unreachable vehicle for repossesion? NOT ANY MORE ! ! ! "

"In desperate need of more attention, April tries something new."

"But the guy said I could park in the space."

 

Well that's one way to keep the value of your car...

For Sale: 2005 Yellow Mustang GT
99.5% crane driven, less that two orig, miles on engine, never driven on highway, orig. tires.

 

Chris and Cindy Suddenly wished they had not decided to sneak into the Ford lot for a quickie.

 

 

HEY!

 

you go ahead and try to write me a ticket

 

"Angry wife demands attention from her husband" "honey, start my motor or i drop the stang"

 

Coming to, the last thing John remembers is reaching for that button in his new Mustang and wondering what it was for...

 

"lucy in the sky with diamonds " has been replaced with "April in the sky with Mustang"

 

"As God as my witness... I thought Mustangs could fly." - Arthur Carlson