Three-Valve Mustang Shows Off for Nearby Utility Pole
Mustang crash is the running joke of the automotive world. Sure, we’ve seen plenty, but they never do get old.
We all know that guy–you know, the one who gives us Mustang owners a bad rep? He’s loud, obnoxious and always itching to prove his superior masculinity where no one asked for proof. He’s the kind of guy who just ripped off his 10th Monster energy drink of the week–and it’s only Tuesday. You know who you are–and a crash in your Mustang is imminent. Thanks to CarBuzz, we get a front row seat.
But is there a “Kyle” of the automotive world? Sadly, we may have to admit that we at times fuel these types of guys of the automotive world. While some of our rides are majestic beasts of horsepower, others have earned our reputation fairly. It’s not the car’s fault. It’s not even Ford’s. But the Mustang is just so dang plentiful and full of tasty torque that it can’t help but attract the less civilized members of society.
Mustang: Muscle Car Or Crash Magnet?
So, you get what we see here. Sick burnouts. Sumptuous tire squeal. And more often than not, a pocket video captures it all. This particular incident just so happened to be less than fortunate, as so many other ‘Stang reels are.
There’s not a lot of footage here, but what we do have is just enough to cringe heavily and have us filling our search history with hours of Mustang crashes.
The clip starts off with a pillar of smoke tantamount to a Biblical marvel. As the blue fifth-gen rips down the asphalt, the joyride takes a swift decline toward increased insurance premiums and overdue medical bills. Like a toddler to a cheese pizza at the local CiCi’s, the Mustang inevitably finds its home in a utility pole.
This ‘Stang is likely headed for a junkyard, and our buddy “Kyle” here is, hopefully, going to reflect on his decision-making abilities. And with that, another Mustang crash is in the books. Our friend, the Internet, will ensure his mother-disappointing decision will live on in hysterical infamy.
We owe you a debt, though. Thank you for reminding us what happens when we’re too hopped up on our own ego and have the ponies to make it dangerous. And thank you for the laughs. We are laughing at you, but get well soon. With luck, it was only your pride and your eating-out budget that was wounded.
The ride was short-lived, but boy, was it enjoyable…. for us anyways.