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Old 12/27/11, 09:41 PM
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Baller and a Texan! It takes a ten gallon hat just to fit that dudes head.
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And an extra small condom to fit his *****.
Nope, he was probably talking about his other "head". The dude has 6 kids
Old 12/27/11, 09:41 PM
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**** that! Who needs condoms!
I don't. You can't get a butthole pregnant, trust me, I've tried.
Old 12/27/11, 09:43 PM
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I don't. You can't get a butthole pregnant.
Then how do you explain all of those butthole babies that elected our current administration?
Old 12/27/11, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Then Minnesota must be perfect for you. That or Pennsylvania Omish country.
Something tells me Amish country doesn't have access to the internet. Minnesota it is.
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Warm enough here to wash your car 365 days a year. I'm surprised you haven't moved.
We also have no poisonous snakes, spiders, toll booths, emissions testing...plus the cold makes you appreciate the nice weather you do get.
Old 12/27/11, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Blue Notch

We also have no poisonous snakes, spiders, toll booths, emissions testing...plus the cold makes you appreciate the nice weather you do get.
you dont know what you are missing!
Old 12/27/11, 09:51 PM
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i appreciate the nice weather I get plenty! weeks over 100* with stupid high levels of humidity also makes you appreciate nice weather
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I always get a laugh when a Yankee moves into our neighborhood and they hear that they might see a rattlesnake, copperhead, water moccasin, coral snake, scorpion, black widow, brown recluse, or tarantula. Then I tell them there is no such thing as a snake proof fence or a scorpion/black widow proof house.
Old 12/27/11, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
I always get a laugh when a Yankee moves into our neighborhood and they hear that they might see a rattlesnake, copperhead, water moccasin, coral snake, scorpion, black widow, brown recluse, or tarantula. Then I tell them there is no such thing as a snake proof fence or a scorpion/black widow proof house.
Yankee - someone that lives north of Interstate 10
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Originally Posted by StangMahn
i appreciate the nice weather I get plenty! weeks over 100* with stupid high levels of humidity also makes you appreciate nice weather
That is nice weather.

Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
I always get a laugh when a Yankee moves into our neighborhood and they hear that they might see a rattlesnake, copperhead, water moccasin, coral snake, scorpion, black widow, brown recluse, or tarantula. Then I tell them there is no such thing as a snake proof fence or a scorpion/black widow proof house.
Ya, I freaking hate snakes! Crazy guy at work freaked me out about spiders.
Old 12/27/11, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by phiggs54
Yankee - someone that lives north of Interstate 10
But wouldn't that include you?


I'll just go with anything north of I-20.
Old 12/27/11, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs

But wouldn't that include you?

I'll just go with anything north of I-20.
I live south of I-10 during the week (~ 4 blocks). Up in crackerville off I-45 on the weekend. But I'll go with I-20 for good measure so we can include Austin and College Station in the south. Dallas & Ft Worth definitely Yankees (or Yank-ers)
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Originally Posted by phiggs54

Yankee - someone that lives north of Interstate 10
BHAHAHA!!!!! So true my friend
Old 12/27/11, 10:24 PM
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Well if that is the measure, I guess that makes me a Yankee. But I don't see how, considering I'm the biggest redneck hillbilly you will ever meet. When you get this far east, the farther South you go (past I-10 that is), the more Yankee it gets. Florida might as well be next to Michigan with all of the Yankees that live down there.
Old 12/27/11, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Well if that is the measure, I guess that makes me a Yankee. But I don't see how, considering I'm the biggest redneck hillbilly you will ever meet. When you get this far east, the farther South you go (past I-10 that is), the more Yankee it gets. Florida might as well be next to Michigan with all of the Yankees that live down there.
I was only speaking for Texas. Historically, we are not part of the original south.
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Originally Posted by phiggs54
I was only speaking for Texas. Historically, we are not part of the original south.
Yeah. That didn't turn out too well. Should've listened to Sam.
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Florida might as well be next to Michigan with all of the Yankees that live down there.
Bunch of dadgum occupyer's.
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The dog's kennel is open during the day and evening but she won't go in her dog house as long as I'm still up - even in the snow and rain. I don't put her up until I feed horses which is usually 2-3a. Makes me feel guilty with her curled up under a tree getting soaked.
So I made Kelly Dawg an apartment in the wood shed. She is very happy with it.

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Old 12/28/11, 04:05 PM
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Extreme El Nino Winter 07/08



Extreme La Nina Winter 11 (so far...)

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Old 12/28/11, 04:14 PM
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Damm Charlie. That property is beautiful. Too extreme in the winter for me though.
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I didn't want a job, I wanted an adventure!

A foot is the norm. 08 was a record for sure! And it is fun aiming the snow blower chute towards the horses. lol


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