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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by svopaul

For a nominal Fee, Gary will put on a Sombrero, speak spanish and water your plants each week


I wouldn't mind being Stafanny's gardener.

But we're gonna need a pool and some baby oil too.
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 06:48 PM
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That's not gardening
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs


I wouldn't mind being Stafanny's gardener.

But we're gonna need a pool and some baby oil too.
Well I've got a pool, and baby oil, but no Steffanny. I could use some landscaping, my bushes need to be trimmed. And my back.
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by svopaul

Yeah, we'd be screwed!

Don't forget the Landshark....

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/gytf2i/land-shark
Never forget the land shark!

Originally Posted by wheelman

Ha ha ha...

Stole this from ME:
Lol!

Originally Posted by NinjaSteffers
So I got this plant like 3weeks ago now I guess and it's turning brown I do what the card it came with said, water once a week and bright filtered light... Anyone have other suggestions as what to do??
Lol... I always kill plants... And fish.... I do have a cactus going strong!
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:18 PM
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs



I wouldn't mind being Stafanny's gardener.

But we're gonna need a pool and some baby oil too.
A pool? What's the pool for?

Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

Well I've got a pool, and baby oil, but no Steffanny. I could use some landscaping, my bushes need to be trimmed. And my back.

Oh goodness... I can trim your back for ya but that's all

Originally Posted by lalayla
Lol... I always kill plants... And fish.... I do have a cactus going strong!
me too girl! Glad I'm not the only one
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by NinjaSteffers

A pool? What's the pool for?
Well I'm doing some gardening and your laying out by the pool and then you ask me to put baby oil on your back because you can't reach it and then bowchicawowow the music starts and

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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by NinjaSteffers
Oh goodness... I can trim your back for ya but that's all
Bring duct tape.
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs

Well I'm doing some gardening and your laying out by the pool and then you ask me to put baby oil on your back because you can't reach it and then bowchicawowow the music starts and

:wow:
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:52 PM
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Bring duct tape.
Ahahaha get out of my head!
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:52 PM
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Well I'm doing some gardening and your laying out by the pool and then you ask me to put baby oil on your back because you can't reach it and then bowchicawowow the music starts and

For some reason, when reading that coming from you, all I can picture is Ron Jeremy.
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

For some reason, when reading that coming from you, all I can picture is Ron Jeremy.
I was also considering pizza delivery boy, pool boy, fireman, cave man, cable man...
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Old Mar 5, 2013 | 08:20 PM
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Old Mar 6, 2013 | 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs


I wouldn't mind being Stafanny's gardener.

But we're gonna need a pool and some baby oil too.
Gary Bigolo...male Gigolo.....Remember the movie? be careful what you wish for

Originally Posted by 4x4xFord
That's not gardening
It is if he is qualified to trim shrubs in brazilian fashion....

Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Well I've got a pool, and baby oil, but no Steffanny. I could use some landscaping, my bushes need to be trimmed. And my back.
...you had to go there, didn't you?

Originally Posted by NinjaSteffers
A pool? What's the pool for?




Oh goodness... I can trim your back for ya but that's all



me too girl! Glad I'm not the only one
I have a feeling you are going to need a Bush Hog for that one....

Originally Posted by cdynaco
Bring duct tape.
....and Hot wax!

Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
For some reason, when reading that coming from you, all I can picture is Ron Jeremy.
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Old Mar 6, 2013 | 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by svopaul

Gary Bigolo...male Jiggleo.....Remember the movie? be careful what you wish for
Fixed
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Old Mar 6, 2013 | 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by svopaul


bear on the bottom left
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Old Mar 6, 2013 | 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Flagstang
bear on the bottom left
....Didn't see that but easily explained....Scothew is Gary's manager....someone has to take 20% off the top
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Old Mar 6, 2013 | 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by svopaul

....Didn't see that but easily explained....Scothew is Gary's manager....someone has to take 20% off the top
Manager, pimp, whatever
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Old Mar 6, 2013 | 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Scothew
Manager, pimp, whatever
I thought we had this discussion....it's "Manager"....Pimp is illegal....but a "Manager" is not
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