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Old 11/16/12, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
On my back!!! Lol I'd have to be 800lbs
I know you can't see it...but Perhaps you have forgotten the concept of what a Tattoo is


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Old 11/16/12, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by svopaul

I know you can't see it...but Perhaps you have forgotten the concept of what a Tattoo is

No wonder you drive a truck
Tell me, smart guy, how do you tattoo b cup size breasts on a flat back? :duhdoubleshame:P
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
Tell me, smart guy, how do you tattoo b cup size breasts on a flat back? :duhdoubleshame:P
shading, shadows, lightsource, depth in the drawing.... any good tat artist could pull it off.
Old 11/16/12, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Scothew

shading, lightsource, any good tat artist could pull it off.
It still wouldn't be b cup breasts. They could be the whole back and still wouldn't even be an "a"

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Old 11/16/12, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
Tell me, smart guy, how do you tattoo b cup size breasts on a flat back? :duhdoubleshame:P

Gee there Sparky....I guess you'll have to refer to me as "smart guy" from now on since this proves I'm obviously smarter than you

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Old 11/16/12, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by svopaul

Gee there Sparky....I guess you'll have to refer to me as "smart guy" from now on since this proves I'm obviously smarter than you

You must never grow tired of getting
A 3d tattoo still wouldn't make a "b" cup, sorry.
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
A 3d tattoo still wouldn't make a "b" cup, sorry.
In prison it really doesn't matter what size they are...so long as they're there!!
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
A 3d tattoo still wouldn't make a "b" cup, sorry.
You do realize I didn't say "D" right? I'll admit I have no experience with A or B cups....all of the ones I've gotten to enjoy have been C or larger...however, if you can't grasp the concept that an artist can't capture it then there is no helping you...there are plenty who have, whether it be fine art or tattoos...the idea is the same

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In prison it really doesn't matter what size they are...so long as they're there!!
And as long as he keeps the cell clean and the bunks made
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Originally Posted by Shelby08

In prison it really doesn't matter what size they are...so long as they're there!!
I've never been to prison, soooooo what are we talking about?
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Originally Posted by svopaul

You do realize I didn't say "D" right? I'll admit I have no experience with A or B cups....all of the ones I've gotten to enjoy have been C or larger...however, if you can't grasp the concept that an artist can't capture it then there is no helping you...there are plenty who have, whether it be fine art or tattoos...the idea is the same

And as long as he keeps the cell clean and the bunks made
I know, the tattoos you posted are of the 3 dimensional variety and not 2D.
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Originally Posted by svopaul
You do realize I didn't say "D" right? I'll admit I have no experience with A or B cups....all of the ones I've gotten to enjoy have been C or larger...however, if you can't grasp the concept that an artist can't capture it then there is no helping you...there are plenty who have, whether it be fine art or tattoos...the idea is the same



And as long as he keeps the cell clean and the bunks made

If the concepts are small enough for me to grasp I usually don't bother

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I've never been to prison, soooooo what are we talking about?
I've never been either....just county jail.

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All long before Scott blames me for all this breast talk and Paul gets none of it? :geez:
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So what are your tattoos of Joe? Please tell me they're not all guy names.
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Originally Posted by shurtual86
So what are your tattoos of Joe? Please tell me they're not all guy names.
1. Was my wife's name (covered)
2. Shelby cobra
3. My first born's name in his writing at age of 5
4. Will not be know to anyone here lol (covered)
5. Venom
5. My second born's name in his writing at age of 5
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
1. Was my wife's name (covered)
2. Shelby cobra
3. My first born's name in his writing at age of 5
4. Will not be know to anyone here lol (covered)
5. Venom
5. My second born's name in his writing at age of 5

3 and 5 (the 2nd 5, geez where'd you learn to count?) are a very cool idea.
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3 and 5 (the 2nd 5, geez where'd you learn to count?) are a very cool idea.
I put them in chronological order, had to squeeze one in and forgot to edit.
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
I've never been to prison, soooooo what are we talking about?
The fact that you've never been to prison but still got that tattoo

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I know, the tattoos you posted are of the 3 dimensional variety and not 2D.
I guess that's a start

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All long before Scott blames me for all this breast talk and Paul gets none of it? :geez:
I did nothing wrong, no pictures and proper language

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So what are your tattoos of Joe? Please tell me they're not all guy names.
He wouldn't tell if they were

Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
1. Was my wife's name (covered with a picture of an oscar meyer weiner)
2. Shelby cobra
3. My first born's name in his writing at age of 5
4. Will not be know to anyone here lol (covered)
5. Venom
5. My second born's name in his writing at age of 5
Fixed.....

#4 is his union rep's name


and perhaps you should get a tattoo of the name of your elementary school math teacher since he failed on teaching you what comes after the number 5
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I bet 4 is a tramp stamp! Ted Mosby style. So what was it joe? butterfly? dolphin? some tribal thing?
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Originally Posted by StangMahn
I bet 4 is a tramp stamp! Ted Mosby style. So what was it joe? butterfly? dolphin? some tribal thing?
it was a mistake and that's all I'll say. Haha


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