I know you can't see it...but Perhaps you have forgotten the concept of what a Tattoo is


No wonder you drive a truck

 

Tell me, smart guy, how do you tattoo b cup size breasts on a flat back? :duhdoubleshame:P

 

shading, shadows, lightsource, depth in the drawing.... any good tat artist could pull it off.

 

It still wouldn't be b cup breasts. They could be the whole back and still wouldn't even be an "a"

 

Gee there Sparky....I guess you'll have to refer to me as "smart guy" from now on since this proves I'm obviously smarter than you

You must never grow tired of getting

 

Lol.

 

A 3d tattoo still wouldn't make a "b" cup, sorry.

 

In prison it really doesn't matter what size they are...so long as they're there!!

 

You do realize I didn't say "D" right? I'll admit I have no experience with A or B cups....all of the ones I've gotten to enjoy have been C or larger...however, if you can't grasp the concept that an artist can't capture it then there is no helping you...there are plenty who have, whether it be fine art or tattoos...the idea is the same

And as long as he keeps the cell clean and the bunks made

 

I've never been to prison, soooooo what are we talking about?

 

I know, the tattoos you posted are of the 3 dimensional variety and not 2D.

 

If the concepts are small enough for me to grasp I usually don't bother

I've never been either....just county jail.

 

All long before Scott blames me for all this breast talk and Paul gets none of it? :geez:

 

So what are your tattoos of Joe? Please tell me they're not all guy names.

 

1. Was my wife's name (covered)
2. Shelby cobra
3. My first born's name in his writing at age of 5
4. Will not be know to anyone here lol (covered)
5. Venom
5. My second born's name in his writing at age of 5

 

3 and 5 (the 2nd 5, geez where'd you learn to count?) are a very cool idea.

 

I put them in chronological order, had to squeeze one in and forgot to edit.

 

The fact that you've never been to prison but still got that tattoo

I guess that's a start

I did nothing wrong, no pictures and proper language

He wouldn't tell if they were

Fixed.....

#4 is his union rep's name


and perhaps you should get a tattoo of the name of your elementary school math teacher since he failed on teaching you what comes after the number 5

 

I bet 4 is a tramp stamp! Ted Mosby style. So what was it joe? butterfly? dolphin? some tribal thing?

 

it was a mistake and that's all I'll say. Haha