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Old May 11, 2012 | 10:09 PM
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Old May 11, 2012 | 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by StangMahn
When I was in Orlando, we went out drinking, I drank 5 times as much as any of them, and I told the waitress to bring me the most potent stuff they had. Out of the 4 of us, I was by far the soberest walking back to the hotel, haha.

I feel like I could learn a few things from you and we'd create a drinking monster even the Irish couldn't compete against!
Hell, I could tell you guys drunk stories that you couldn't believe. Where do you think I get it? I'm Scots-Irish, German, and Cherokee, basically the Tri-fecta of alcoholics. My great grandmother was full blooded Cherokee, I wonder if I could claim minority status like that b***h that is running for Senate in Massachusetts?
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Old May 11, 2012 | 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Blue Notch
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Old May 11, 2012 | 10:18 PM
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I'm Irish and German, so I think we could put it away pretty damned good, eh? haha
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Old May 11, 2012 | 10:40 PM
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Buddy got hit by a ups truck and took out a gas line at the local car wash. I watched it all happen, ups guy completely at fault
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Old May 11, 2012 | 10:48 PM
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Old May 11, 2012 | 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by CCTking
Buddy got hit by a ups truck and took out a gas line at the local car wash. I watched it all happen, ups guy completely at fault
That's alright, the union will defend it.
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Old May 11, 2012 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by 2k7gtcs
Screw all of you

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Top or bottom of the polish two seater?
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Old May 11, 2012 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Blue Notch
Top or bottom of the polish two seater?
I think the real question is,

are you a top or a bottom?









J/K buddy.
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Old May 11, 2012 | 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

That's alright, the union will defend it.
Don't have too. Ups drivers are allowed to have 3 at fault accidents within a 12 month span. Unless he did something completely negligent he's okay.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500

Don't have too. Ups drivers are allowed to have 3 at fault accidents within a 12 month span. Unless he did something completely negligent he's okay.
Well he turned into his (my buddies) lane and bumped his rear bumper
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTking

Well he turned into his (my buddies) lane and bumped his rear bumper
Thats nothing, I'm talking about blasting through a red light at 50+ mph and blasting someone.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500

Thats nothing, I'm talking about blasting through a red light at 50+ mph and blasting someone.
Those things are built like tanks. Hitting anything at over 30 would do some crazy damage. Ive seen a ups guy drop packages that had "fragile" labeled on them, shaking the box, drop off the package and then run over the persons trash can, recycle bin, and scrape their car.
Oh and running a red light, then proceed to fly down the road at 45+, speed limit was 35.
Needless to say both drivers were eventually reported and consequently fired for their actions
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTking

Those things are built like tanks. Hitting anything at over 30 would do some crazy damage. Ive seen a ups guy drop packages that had "fragile" labeled on them, shaking the box, drop off the package and then run over the persons trash can, recycle bin, and scrape their car.
Oh and running a red light, then proceed to fly down the road at 45+, speed limit was 35.
Needless to say both drivers were eventually reported and consequently fired for their actions
That must be a Texas thing, Texans are real a... awesome lol how do you know they were fired? It takes a lot to get a upser fired.

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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
It takes a lot to get a upser fired.
I can believe that, the union would protect a drug addicted rapist to make sure they got those due each month.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

I can believe that, the union would protect a drug addicted rapist to make sure they got those due each month.
That's kinda pushing it.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500

That must be a Texas thing, Texans are real a... awesome lol how do you know they were fired? It takes a lot to get a upser fired.
Well the head ups guy for the area has had alot of complaints from his drivers so either he let them go or he would lose his position. Here in south texas, they arent exactly lenient on multiple driving offenses.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown

I can believe that, the union would protect a drug addicted rapist to make sure they got those due each month.
Well ive seen drug addicts and rapists walk free buy never seen a combo like that walk out the court doors with a smile on his/her face.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 11SHELBYGT500
That's kinda pushing it.
I don't think so. How many union members does UPS have? How much does each one pay per year? Add that up and tell me what incentive they have to keep them.
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Old May 12, 2012 | 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by CCTking

Well the head ups guy for the area has had alot of complaints from his drivers so either he let them go or he would lose his position. Here in south texas, they arent exactly lenient on multiple driving offenses.
Sorry, that's not how it works.
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