She could feel the ground shake.

 

She could read the letters on the trunk with her fingers.

 

 

Forget blind and deaf, I'd rather have mute.

 

+50 points

 

:lol;

 

Mute?

 

My boys wouldn't use a pacifier

 

Reminds me of a joke, but I can't tell it here. Way too politically incorrect.

 

Especially if she didnt have teeth

 

I have wondered how long I could keep a Shelby at the condo before she found out. Would probably be worth the s***storm when she figured it out. Prettty sure I could swap the Boss for a Kona Blue Shelby and she would never notice. She is always trying to get into cars at the store that are the same color as hers but not even the same model.

 

So she's an Aggie too?

 

Started at A&M, semester at UTPB, finished at UofH. I think its the latter that ruined her. Plus 36 years living with an idiot

 

Uh oh. I'm a U of H system grad.

 

I knew that. Hope you married up

 

She went same place as I.

 

They probably would have never married us if we had not kept them in sight (or had a second boyfriend)

 

I was always surprised the wife stayed with me this long, lol. Guess she finally came to her senses

 

Awww!

 

Maybe you should have gotten a puppy?