kcoTiger

When is the tournament?

phiggs54

Whenever I see one of the signs that says:

"DRINK
DRIVE
GO TO JAIL"

I always wonder if that is meant to be a warning, or is it a recommendation?

Rather B.Blown

I love drinking and driving (I don't do it, but I used to when I was young and stupid). If I was rich I would build a giant road course, closed to the public where people could pay to get drunk and drive around.

I understand why people drink and drive. I have to admit, when I get a good buzz going on, I have a really strong urge to go for a blast in a fast car, or just go cruising around to see people I know.

2k7gtcs

So we are in downtown Houston for the volleyball thing at the convention center today and there's a break so we walk over to the pay parking lot where my truck is to sit and charge the phones. It's about 6 and still light out and there's all these soccer fans showing up for a professional soccer game in the stadium nearby. This guy pulls into the spot in the aisle in front of us, hops out of his truck, puts his beer can on the roof and proceeds to whip it out and start pissing. It's ironic because my son Blaine had just did that but he's five so I think that's legal. Anyway he was obviously '****' drunk but he had a bumper sticker that said 'don't drink and drive'

My wife said that drink people put those stickers on their to try to ward off cops.

2k7gtcs

Yesterday and today

Or Saturday and Sunday I guess sounds better

Rather B.Blown

Only thing I gained from that story is that Blaine is 5 now. Holy crap how time flies.


But I kind of know what she is saying. Here we have the Georgia Sheriffs Association. They sell bumper stickers for $100 with their logo and a badge on it. I used to buy those and keep one on my cars all the time when I was an idiot involved in drugs back in the day. Cops never pulled over a car with one of those back then.

2k7gtcs

The city police used to sell them here and they called them the '100 Club' stickers


Those worked great but they don't do it anymore

Rather B.Blown

Don't know if they still have them here now or not. I have no reason to buy them now, lol. I don't use drugs, and I never really leave the house much any more.

TripleBlack14

How was your 5 year old son able to reach the roof of the truck with his beer can?

2k7gtcs

He's a climber I guess

phiggs54

You could call it a "Roadhouse Race Course", or a "One For The Road Race Course"

phiggs54

One of my colleague's 3 year old son will only pee in their front yard. He was doing that recently when the UPS guy delivered a package. His mother went out to apologize to the driver and when she went back in the house she found the boy crapping on the living room floor

Blue Notch

That isn't normal...

laserred38

We have the CHP 11-99 Foundation here, which actually is a charity that supports the families left behind by fallen law enforcement officers. Their starting donation is $2500 and you get the 11-99 license plate frame and ID card/wallet. They have varying packages that go up to $10k that give you bronze/silver/gold/platinum member status. Basically, they're get out of speeding free cars, and you usually only see them on high end cars in rich areas.

That $2500 will be one of my last mods lol - at least it goes to a good cause.

Rather B.Blown

Ever hear the phrase "who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?"


Apparently it was this guy, lol.


Kellogg's "outraged" by video of man allegedly urinating in factory



http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/...s-cerea/nqjBg/

denlem

Rather B.Blown

These hoarders you see on tv just blow my mind. That is some ****ed up mental issues right there. How anyone could live in that filth is just incomprehensible to me.

phiggs54

It is in Texas

kcoTiger

****!!!!

08GTCandyApple

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