BoogieNights

That sounds like an awesome idea. I was talking to the wifey earlier and she wont drive my Celica into town cuz of those "Ricer" kids trying to race.

Rather B.Blown

Can you imagine the feeling of intoxication that would come from having a crowd of people like this dancing in front of you singing along, cheering, taking off their shirts, and ripping off their panties and tossing them at you? They are in their 60s and and look at the age of most in the crowd. I want to be Mick for just one show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2Vy...eature=related

codeman94

Sorry I bailed... I had to make 50- 16 page binders for church.... I'm back... But will be bailing for the night soon.

2k7gtcs

I went and picked up pizza, brought it home, and ate it.

codeman94

and pooped it?

Rather B.Blown

TMI

2k7gtcs

Not yet. But I'll be sure and let you know when I do.

mustangGT90210

"Great" and "Insightful" are relative terms
Wait till you drive the lime green machine through town. Then you can just smoke them out, and win too


I forget what I was gonna say here. I had a great idea, then someone mentioned gary and poop in the same sentence

BoogieNights

That is way to TMI!!!!

mustangGT90210

What a Car Really Says About Its Owner

Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX- I am impotent
Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart-I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Escort - I'm a red-headed nanny
Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse-I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6-I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)
Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18- wheeler
MGB- I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a....
Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more
Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife


- I remembered

2k7gtcs

Yes they are. They are both relatives, or related to, all of my posts.

BoogieNights

the funny thing is they will still try to race even with a blower sticking out of the hood. I figured that if just that alone doesnt make them pee their pants and they think that they have the ***** big enough they can go to the track with me on a test and tune night and there we will see if they can beat the Boogie machine.

mustangGT90210

Touche

mustangGT90210

Just do 0-50 on a 45 mph road. They'll stop messing with you.

Of course, this is all easy for me to say, I own something that can't get out of it's own way half the time

BoogieNights

I am glad Toyota Celica aint on that list.

mustangGT90210

Toyota Celica - My wife is afraid of ricers

BoogieNights

Yeah that will prolly be never be able to do that due to always having a cop behind me cuz they can hear me coming from 2 miles away.

BoogieNights

Sad thing is she races it more than I do!!!

BoogieNights

Also I am really going to regret saying this but.......

I raced a few Stang GT's that were in the 90 year models and beat them with a completely stock Celica. Ok now let me have it. I know you want to.

mustangGT90210

My range is about a quarter... how can I make that much noise?!
That's sad but cool at the same time. All the girls I know... drive like I do when I'm using my knees
Sounds like a driver mod was in order, or I'm ignorant to the Celica clan (which is true)