FORD dealership abuse
Sad.
They will buy the car back and just turn around and sell it to some other unsuspecting folk.
I'd be do dirty to throw the VIN online after I cashed my check.
They deserve to keep that car on their lot as a reminder for their actions.
They will buy the car back and just turn around and sell it to some other unsuspecting folk.
I'd be do dirty to throw the VIN online after I cashed my check.
They deserve to keep that car on their lot as a reminder for their actions.
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"Took my car in for usual maintenance. I asked if they could burn out my clutch for me and blow up my engine. They said it'd be no problem. While I waited, one of the kind salespersons asked me if I'd like to participate in the company baby sacrifice. They said it was for Cthulu, so I definitely took part. Then we jerked each other off in a circle until they brought my car back with 80 more miles on it. "
This Google review cracked me up.
"Took my car in for usual maintenance. I asked if they could burn out my clutch for me and blow up my engine. They said it'd be no problem. While I waited, one of the kind salespersons asked me if I'd like to participate in the company baby sacrifice. They said it was for Cthulu, so I definitely took part. Then we jerked each other off in a circle until they brought my car back with 80 more miles on it. "
"Took my car in for usual maintenance. I asked if they could burn out my clutch for me and blow up my engine. They said it'd be no problem. While I waited, one of the kind salespersons asked me if I'd like to participate in the company baby sacrifice. They said it was for Cthulu, so I definitely took part. Then we jerked each other off in a circle until they brought my car back with 80 more miles on it. "
sure makes me want to install a cam myself, but one they cant turn off! the video only shows a couple of miles....wonder what they did the rest of the 80 miles they abused it for
Last edited by Pete6114; Aug 4, 2014 at 08:57 AM.
roadside hookers, drive thrus, bikini car wash ( all of which they drove away from at redline without paying) doughnuts, burnouts, curb rash contests, etc.
"There was rubber down the sides of my car and 80+ miles on my car from when the camera was shut off by the shop foreman."
Supersnake04: With rubber on the sides, you're apparently on the right track
Last edited by Pete6114; Aug 4, 2014 at 11:57 AM.
It will be interesting to hear what Sawgrass Ford considers "Retail Value".
Kelley Blue Book places a 2013 V6 premium with the performance package at $15,862 retail for "Fair" condition. CVH & Sawgrass will need to utilize "Fair" condition due to the vehicle needing mechanical repairs (noisy transmission).
To replace CVH's 2013 with new, this car is probably around $32,000.
Add 6% FLA sales tax = $1920.
Title and registration = $300 -ish.
CVH will spend apprpox $34,200.
CVH may get $15900 out of his abused Mustang.
CVH needs to come up with $18,300 to replace his car.
Sawgrass will buy the old car at $15900, pour some trans-medic in the thing, and sell it on their used car lot for $21,000 to some unsuspecting sucker.
I think CVH is still getting hosed.
Kelley Blue Book places a 2013 V6 premium with the performance package at $15,862 retail for "Fair" condition. CVH & Sawgrass will need to utilize "Fair" condition due to the vehicle needing mechanical repairs (noisy transmission).
To replace CVH's 2013 with new, this car is probably around $32,000.
Add 6% FLA sales tax = $1920.
Title and registration = $300 -ish.
CVH will spend apprpox $34,200.
CVH may get $15900 out of his abused Mustang.
CVH needs to come up with $18,300 to replace his car.
Sawgrass will buy the old car at $15900, pour some trans-medic in the thing, and sell it on their used car lot for $21,000 to some unsuspecting sucker.
I think CVH is still getting hosed.
It will be interesting to hear what Sawgrass Ford considers "Retail Value". Kelley Blue Book places a 2013 V6 premium with the performance package at $15,862 retail for "Fair" condition. CVH & Sawgrass will need to utilize "Fair" condition due to the vehicle needing mechanical repairs (noisy transmission). To replace CVH's 2013 with new, this car is probably around $32,000. Add 6% FLA sales tax = $1920. Title and registration = $300 -ish. CVH will spend apprpox $34,200. CVH may get $15900 out of his abused Mustang. CVH needs to come up with $18,300 to replace his car. Sawgrass will buy the old car at $15900, pour some trans-medic in the thing, and sell it on their used car lot for $21,000 to some unsuspecting sucker. I think CVH is still getting hosed.
It will be interesting to hear what Sawgrass Ford considers "Retail Value".
Kelley Blue Book places a 2013 V6 premium with the performance package at $15,862 retail for "Fair" condition. CVH & Sawgrass will need to utilize "Fair" condition due to the vehicle needing mechanical repairs (noisy transmission).
To replace CVH's 2013 with new, this car is probably around $32,000.
Add 6% FLA sales tax = $1920.
Title and registration = $300 -ish.
CVH will spend apprpox $34,200.
CVH may get $15900 out of his abused Mustang.
CVH needs to come up with $18,300 to replace his car.
Sawgrass will buy the old car at $15900, pour some trans-medic in the thing, and sell it on their used car lot for $21,000 to some unsuspecting sucker.
I think CVH is still getting hosed.
Kelley Blue Book places a 2013 V6 premium with the performance package at $15,862 retail for "Fair" condition. CVH & Sawgrass will need to utilize "Fair" condition due to the vehicle needing mechanical repairs (noisy transmission).
To replace CVH's 2013 with new, this car is probably around $32,000.
Add 6% FLA sales tax = $1920.
Title and registration = $300 -ish.
CVH will spend apprpox $34,200.
CVH may get $15900 out of his abused Mustang.
CVH needs to come up with $18,300 to replace his car.
Sawgrass will buy the old car at $15900, pour some trans-medic in the thing, and sell it on their used car lot for $21,000 to some unsuspecting sucker.
I think CVH is still getting hosed.
This Google review cracked me up. 
"Took my car in for usual maintenance. I asked if they could burn out my clutch for me and blow up my engine. They said it'd be no problem. While I waited, one of the kind salespersons asked me if I'd like to participate in the company baby sacrifice. They said it was for Cthulu, so I definitely took part. Then we jerked each other off in a circle until they brought my car back with 80 more miles on it. "

"Took my car in for usual maintenance. I asked if they could burn out my clutch for me and blow up my engine. They said it'd be no problem. While I waited, one of the kind salespersons asked me if I'd like to participate in the company baby sacrifice. They said it was for Cthulu, so I definitely took part. Then we jerked each other off in a circle until they brought my car back with 80 more miles on it. "


