Dude, is that a kill?
How many pounds do you have now?

 

ok what i miss!!

 

Well, if I count every time someone views the post, then that means I currently have 50 kills. Figure 180lbs per person and that wound be 9000lbs.

 

divide that by 2 since most people will look twice to figure out whats going on!

 

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a
smile and said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know
who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me
anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish
or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about
the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well, I want
to awaken with three American women in my bed in
the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with
Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His ***** was gone, his knees were broken, and he had
no health insurance.
God is good.


I make this thread worth looking at

 

 

wow, what the heck

 

Lol!

 

bump

 

Hey dude,

bump for a great funny post