Maybe it's the long rumored AARP SE with a Geezer Gray exterior and Old Crone Cream interior, integrated cardiac defib unit and special prune juice cooler.

Or perhaps the Neolithic Edition with genuine mammoth hide seat surfaces, chipped flint dash trim and reinforced door handles to resist the mighty tug of a Neanderthal's massive arms.

Seriously though, put this relic out to pasture already.