This concept has been done before for another make/model, but I haven't seen one done for the Mustang:


New Ford Mustang GT500 Warranty Registration Card

Thank you for purchasing a Mustang GT500! We hope you enjoy years of trouble-free use from your new vehicle. To help us better serve you, please fill out and return this questionaire to Ford. Thank you!

What made you choose a Ford Mustang GT500?
__ Superior handling and performance.
__ Didn’t think 420HP of the GT was enough.
__ Wanted to one-up the neighbor's purchase of a Camaro.
__ I was transfixed by the “Inner Mustang” commercial.

What do you do for a living?
__ Own successful business.
__ Movie muscle-man or **** queen.
__ Command international drug cartel.
__ Make mewling sounds to my rich parents.

In what manner did you pay for your GT500?
__ Paid cash.
__ Went into debt until 2032.
__ Won it in the Monopoly Game at McDonalds.
__ Awarded in divorce court from my SOB husband.
__ Made mewling sounds to my rich parents.

Where do you shop for clothes?
__ Neiman-Marcus
__ Sak's 5th Ave
__ Macy's
__ The Ford Collection

What magazines do you read?
__ Time
__ Newsweek
__ Inc.
__ Mustang’s and Fast Fords
__ Rice Killers

Which best describes your GT500 parking technique?
__ I park far out in the lot where there are many spaces.
__ If I can't find one regular spot, I'll take two compact spots.
__ I park horizontally taking up 5 spaces.
__ I only park next to other Mustangs.

Please choose the highlight of your experience while at your local Ford Dealership:
__ The Great service and knowledgeable staff.
__ Free Bottled Water with the Dealer’s Logo on the label.
__ Drooling over the Ford GT on the showroom floor.
__ Doing Burnouts in the parking lot at the beginning of the test drive.

What options do you think you'd like to see in a future GT500?
__ Factory installed twin charger system pushing nearly 1,000 HP.
__ Drag radial rear tires.
__ Parachute System.
__ A rear seat delete so I won’t have all my friends bumming rides.

In the unlikely event that your GT500 broke down on the side of the road, which of the following would you rather have stop to give you a hand:
__ Barricade
__ The Shell Answer-Man
__ The Pep Boys
__ Steve McQueen

Which advertising method do you think would make the public more aware of the benefits of owning a GT500?
__ Television commercials.
__ Radio commercials.
__ Newspaper Ads.
__ Send sales people to homes of rich people with mewling sons.

 

lol
That is pretty good.