You Know You're an Idiot When...

* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put "Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail.
* invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

 

That one has always made me crack up ever since I heard it back in fifth grade... I remember where I was and who said it, it was just too darn funny
And it was in the form of a "yo mama is..." joke

Yo mama is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out

 

199 is on a roll - time to make 'im the resident jester here on TMS...

 

WOuld be funnier with "with your own knife" added on

 

i don't know if thats a good thing or a bad thing,, is that a compliment?

don't know,, imo in reality it could happen as a mistake with your own knife, but anyways