... if you think a turbo is the end-all replacement for displacement.

 

...If the words "Fart Can" offend you.

 

It is :bang:

 

Nooo...iiits...not...

 

u know ur a ricer if ur rear wing resembles the golden gate bridge

u know ur a ricer if u get passed by a little girl on a tricycle

u know ur a ricer if u have more bondo than sheetmetal on ur car

u know ur a ricer if ur muffler tip is bigger than a can of folgers

 

IF you hear a guy weedeating and you think a race is about to occur.

 

You know you are a ricer IF everytime your neighbor uses his weedeater to trim his lawn you think someone is stealing your car

 

...if your car has more colors than a bag of skittles cuz you didn't bother to paint-to-match the huge wing and huge body kit and all the bondo.

...if the title of your car says, Color: Primer grey

...if you car doubles as a shopping cart due to the huge handle (wing) on the trunk.

...if the above mentioned 'shopping cart handle' is used more for pushing the car than it is used for just looking stupid.

 

..... if neon are the colors of your car, not the make of the car that beat you.

 

hahahahaahahaha

 

... if you believe more stickers = more horsepower

 

IF you think NAWZ makes u go FAST

 

You know you're a ricer if your car always sounds like it's going in reverse.

 

you know you are a ricer IF you race your neighbor down the street when he is on foot with a broken leg and u still lose.

 

while you drive you sushi can , you wear pants that droop below you feet, and show you butt crack,,,,have hair that is probably the same color as your decals, and have a t-shirt about some rap group no one has ever hear off.

 

...you take heed of "Clearance" signs on overpasses for fear of losing your spoiler.

...you have more light coming from under your car rather than from the front of it.

 

....If watching a ricer outrun a viper, a saleen, and several other real cars in 2fast, 2furious is the greatest movie scene you've ever seen.

 

bah! thatsd close to what i was gonna say:


...if you've got more stickers than horsepower

 

...you think pistons the size of pop cans are better than pistons the size of paint cans!

 

IF you think a stock civic can beat a stock 03 cobra
(a kid at school told me a civic could smoke a 03 cobra so...)