You Know you are a ricer IF
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From: Berkeley/Redwood City, CA
Originally posted by Fordracing200@August 3, 2005, 11:36 AM
yeah, how do you plan on making that scoop functional? cut a hole in the hood?
yeah, how do you plan on making that scoop functional? cut a hole in the hood?
and about them 105 ponies, well i owe it all to my ultra hi perf 175/55/R13 tires baby, oooohhhh yeah
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Originally posted by future9er24@August 3, 2005, 11:39 AM
actually i was thinking of a shaker setup....
and about them 105 ponies, well i owe it all to my ultra hi perf 175/55/R13 tires baby, oooohhhh yeah
actually i was thinking of a shaker setup....
and about them 105 ponies, well i owe it all to my ultra hi perf 175/55/R13 tires baby, oooohhhh yeah
You know... Lamborghini used 15s on the Countach
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im driving (but i dont havea license, so my dad needs to be there while i drive) its still fun though, even if it is 105hp. its light and it handles great!
and no matter what, its always gonna be better than my other option: a 1998 Mazda protege 1.6L
and no matter what, its always gonna be better than my other option: a 1998 Mazda protege 1.6L
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oooo big diss....umm, lets see......
you might be a ricer if.......
- After the Prom you watch Fast and Furious
- Adults won't get in the car with you
- Your wing is higher in inches than your IQ
- Your airdam is bigger than your house
- You have wheels that are worth more than the vehicle
- People hear your fart pipe a long time before they see it.
- You drive all the backstreets just to avoid speedbumps
and i found this, i thought it was funny
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this darn Mustang, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
you might be a ricer if.......
- After the Prom you watch Fast and Furious
- Adults won't get in the car with you
- Your wing is higher in inches than your IQ
- Your airdam is bigger than your house
- You have wheels that are worth more than the vehicle
- People hear your fart pipe a long time before they see it.
- You drive all the backstreets just to avoid speedbumps
and i found this, i thought it was funny
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this darn Mustang, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.
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oh, mine is about a 03 cobra
A Christmas Carol (03 Cobra vs. Evolution Lancer)
Twas the night before Christmas and out on the street,
Nothing was moving, not even a Jeep.
All was still with nothing in sight,
Then what to my wandering eyes did I see,
But a Mustang SVT alone at a light.
The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay.
My import was ready to show ‘em the way.
I had some NOS on my tiny motor,
I would beat that stang with its Eaton supercharger.
I pulled along side and revved up with a fart,
Pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart.
The light turned green, I was off like a jolt,
While the SVT filled the night sky with smoke.
I called to my EVO’s 4 pistons,
On basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking,
Onward faster let’s finish the slaughtering.
The engine did rev, I was ready for action,
But just at that moment the Mustang caught traction.
With a grin on his face, and a gleam in his eye,
Like a shot from a cannon the SVT went by.
He blew by so fast, he spun me round twice.
I knew at that moment I was freshley fried rice.
He held up one finger as he drove into the night,
All I saw was dimming taillights.
But I heard him exclaim as he roared outta sight
“You stupid ricer, you can’t beat Blue Oval dynamiteâ€
-Robbie Rhule
A Christmas Carol (03 Cobra vs. Evolution Lancer)
Twas the night before Christmas and out on the street,
Nothing was moving, not even a Jeep.
All was still with nothing in sight,
Then what to my wandering eyes did I see,
But a Mustang SVT alone at a light.
The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay.
My import was ready to show ‘em the way.
I had some NOS on my tiny motor,
I would beat that stang with its Eaton supercharger.
I pulled along side and revved up with a fart,
Pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart.
The light turned green, I was off like a jolt,
While the SVT filled the night sky with smoke.
I called to my EVO’s 4 pistons,
On basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking,
Onward faster let’s finish the slaughtering.
The engine did rev, I was ready for action,
But just at that moment the Mustang caught traction.
With a grin on his face, and a gleam in his eye,
Like a shot from a cannon the SVT went by.
He blew by so fast, he spun me round twice.
I knew at that moment I was freshley fried rice.
He held up one finger as he drove into the night,
All I saw was dimming taillights.
But I heard him exclaim as he roared outta sight
“You stupid ricer, you can’t beat Blue Oval dynamiteâ€
-Robbie Rhule
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You KNOW you are a ricer if you are racing your buddy on a 3 lane highway and traffic is going by you in the passing lane (i got a vid of two civics being passed by a 96 cobra when they were racing. 
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@August 4, 2005, 12:42 PM
You Might be a Ricer IF your motor has more displacement than horsepower.
You Might be a Ricer IF your motor has more displacement than horsepower.
"Horsepower may determine how fast you can hit a wall, but torque is what drives you through it"
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From: Riverside, CA
Originally posted by Fordracing200@August 5, 2005, 12:00 PM
You KNOW you are a ricer if you are racing your buddy on a 3 lane highway and traffic is going by you in the passing lane (i got a vid of two civics being passed by a 96 cobra when they were racing.
You KNOW you are a ricer if you are racing your buddy on a 3 lane highway and traffic is going by you in the passing lane (i got a vid of two civics being passed by a 96 cobra when they were racing.
