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Old May 29, 2005 | 09:14 AM
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boooo they deleted a post.......heres more anyway lol

Yo mama's so fat she could sell shade

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama's so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome
back party
Old May 29, 2005 | 10:40 AM
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Yo mamma's so fat when she lies on the beach greenpeace arrives to push her back in the ocean..

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Old May 29, 2005 | 05:11 PM
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lol nice rein
Old May 29, 2005 | 08:00 PM
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LoL, but we cant post dirty ones anymore ......
Old May 30, 2005 | 09:38 AM
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Wait........ i feel one popping up

yo momma's so fat she has her own zip code

yo momma's so fat she has her own satalite orbit

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Old May 30, 2005 | 10:00 AM
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the satellite 1 is good dude
Old May 30, 2005 | 11:13 AM
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Yo mama is so fat, they named the county after her
Old May 30, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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yo momma is so old her social security number is 000 000 001
Old May 30, 2005 | 12:38 PM
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your mom is so old she has an autograhped bible
Old May 30, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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that's more like it!!!
Old May 30, 2005 | 01:24 PM
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bahahaha thats good dude

Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

Yo' mama a saint...a St. Bernard!
Old May 30, 2005 | 01:27 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid when yo daddy said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo momma’s so stupid her brain cells die ALONE!

Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo momma’s so stupid her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo momma’s so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals

Yo momma's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.


Yo momma’s so stupid people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here.

Yo momma’s so stupid she likes to mop the carpet...

Yo momma’s so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

Yo momma's so stupid that she go hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Rien..
Old May 30, 2005 | 01:28 PM
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hahahaha those r good
Old May 30, 2005 | 01:41 PM
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Old May 30, 2005 | 01:46 PM
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Yo momma’s so fat...she's got stretch marks on her teeth!

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked passed the TV I missed three commercials.

Yo momma's so fat she tried to get an allover tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo momma's so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!

Yo momma's so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.

Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts.

Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma's breath is so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to
duck.

Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.

Rien..
Old May 30, 2005 | 01:51 PM
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Your Mama So Fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

Your Mama So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Your Mama So Fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Your Mama So Fat she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her

Your Mama So Fat she needs a map to find her butt.

Your Mama So Fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Old May 30, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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Yo momma’s breath so bad, she has to take prescription Tic Tac.

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, it looks like her tongue is in jail!

Yo momma’s teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin' on popcorn!

Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow when she smiled you could see Dorothy skipping across her teeth!

Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No. 6

Yo momma's so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo momma’s so stupid she passed by YMCA and said "hey look, they spelled MACY's wrong!"

Yo momma’s so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on the floor.

I'ts starting to be a real battle haha

Rien..
Old May 30, 2005 | 03:47 PM
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yer momma so dumb it takes her 1 1/2 hrs to watch the show '60mins'.

yer momma so poor, i saw her kicking around an empty beer can and asked her what she was doing and she replied.. "moving".

yer momma so fat she was baptised at sea world.

yer momma so dumb...on her job application in the spot marked 'sex', she wrote "not very often".

yer momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.
Old May 30, 2005 | 06:33 PM
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Your momma's so ugly she walked into the haunted House and came out with a job application

Pretty much the only one not already taken...
Old May 30, 2005 | 09:29 PM
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EDIT by mr-mstng: :nono:

Yo mamma's so dumb, she picked up a bottle of orange juice and stared at it because it said Concentrate.

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