Yo Momma joke battle?
5/28/05, 08:42 PM
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yo momma is so poor, i walked in your front door and tripped over your back steps
yo mamma is so poor i walked in and steppe dona skate board and she said "get off the family vehicle!"
yo mamma is so poor i walked in and steppe dona skate board and she said "get off the family vehicle!"
5/28/05, 08:49 PM
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Originally posted by Zc527@May 28, 2005, 9:51 PM
yo momma so fat, she play hopscotch on the planets
yo momma so fat, she play hopscotch on the planets
no, she'd crush them 
5/28/05, 09:07 PM
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Yo mama is like a seafood dinner, crabs in her panties, rolls on
her stomach, corn on her feet and enough butter on her teeth to put
on all three.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes into a restaurant she doesn't get a
menu she gets an estimate.
lol more to come
her stomach, corn on her feet and enough butter on her teeth to put
on all three.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes into a restaurant she doesn't get a
menu she gets an estimate.
lol more to come
5/28/05, 09:22 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
The only difference between your momma's face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale, and the doctor called for a elephant specialist
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
The only difference between your momma's face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale, and the doctor called for a elephant specialist
5/28/05, 09:27 PM
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Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.
Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.
Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.
Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale!
5/28/05, 09:30 PM
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Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw
peanuts at her
Yo mama's so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides
of the milk carton
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on an elevator it HAS to go down
peanuts at her
Yo mama's so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides
of the milk carton
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on an elevator it HAS to go down
