Yo Momma joke battle?
....i'll start out with one that aint as harsh:
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Good thread idea Zach. Now since you started with a 'not-so-harsh' one, let me start with a 'quite-harsh' one... 
Edited WAYYYYYYYY TO HARSH! Sorry jason that one was way to rough.. please keep them a tad calmer
Yea that's right...I said it
Edited WAYYYYYYYY TO HARSH! Sorry jason that one was way to rough.. please keep them a tad calmer
Yea that's right...I said it
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Wow Doug, you're quick with the sensor...LOL. Yea I knew it was quite harsh, I was testing my limits, so to speak
How's this...
Your momma's so dumb...you can tell when she had just used the computer 'cuz there's whit-out all over the screen.
BTW Doug...I have to ask, what is that thing in your avatar? It's cool looking, almost like a Gremlin.
How's this...
Your momma's so dumb...you can tell when she had just used the computer 'cuz there's whit-out all over the screen.
BTW Doug...I have to ask, what is that thing in your avatar? It's cool looking, almost like a Gremlin.
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Originally posted by wildstanglx90@May 28, 2005, 12:58 PM
Wow Doug, you're quick with the sensor...LOL. Yea I knew it was quite harsh, I was testing my limits, so to speak
How's this...
Your momma's so dumb...you can tell when she had just used the computer 'cuz there's whit-out all over the screen.
BTW Doug...I have to ask, what is that thing in your avatar? It's cool looking, almost like a Gremlin.
Wow Doug, you're quick with the sensor...LOL. Yea I knew it was quite harsh, I was testing my limits, so to speak
How's this...
Your momma's so dumb...you can tell when she had just used the computer 'cuz there's whit-out all over the screen.
BTW Doug...I have to ask, what is that thing in your avatar? It's cool looking, almost like a Gremlin.
hehehe that s a good one!
No worries mate..I figured you were just testing me
The avatar is a cheshire cat image I've been working on for about 3 years now
Cheshire cat thread
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Your momma is so fat whe she crossed the road i swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Your momma is so fat when she did the splits she gave the road a hickey
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Your momma is so old she farts dust
lol just a few for now :P
Your momma is so fat when she did the splits she gave the road a hickey
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Your momma is so old she farts dust
lol just a few for now :P
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omg Derek...those are great... 
yo momma so dumb she tried killing her pet bird by throwing it off a cliff.
yer momma's so dumb...she drowned because someone stuck a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
...she so stupid that while at the home depot looking at glass doors, she asked the clerk "do you have any of these with peep holes?"
yer momma soooo fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
she so fat...when it rains she uses the expressway as a slip-and-slide.
she so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway with a steamroller.
i'll save more for later...
yo momma so dumb she tried killing her pet bird by throwing it off a cliff.
yer momma's so dumb...she drowned because someone stuck a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
...she so stupid that while at the home depot looking at glass doors, she asked the clerk "do you have any of these with peep holes?"
yer momma soooo fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil.
she so fat...when it rains she uses the expressway as a slip-and-slide.
she so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway with a steamroller.
i'll save more for later...