lol nice jason...

hmmm......what else lol....

Keep them clean please chaps!

 

lol censor beware!!!

And Again!

 

holy crap derek...i was literally in tears over that velcro one...Nice!

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha derek those are great....now here's a really, really harsh one

THis is getting silly!!

sorry couldn't resist

 

yo momma is so poor, i walked in your front door and tripped over your back steps

yo mamma is so poor i walked in and steppe dona skate board and she said "get off the family vehicle!"

 

yo momma so fat, she play hopscotch on the planets

 

yo mamma is like the town bicycle, everyone gets a ride

yo mamma is like the town pool, everyone can fit

 

no, she'd crush them

 

hehehehehe

yo momma is so fat, everyone that works at mcdonalds knows her by name

 

First name actually, and she gets employee discount too!!

 

Yo mama is like a seafood dinner, crabs in her panties, rolls on
her stomach, corn on her feet and enough butter on her teeth to put
on all three.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes into a restaurant she doesn't get a
menu she gets an estimate.

lol more to come

 

hahahahaha oh man derek those are hysterical i almost died laughin

 

Yo mama's so fat, she cut her finger and gravy poured out.


Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

The only difference between your momma's face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale, and the doctor called for a elephant specialist

 

Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.

Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing.

Yo mama's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on a scale!

 

lmao zach

 

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw
peanuts at her

Yo mama's so fat when she ran away they had to use all four sides
of the milk carton

Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on an elevator it HAS to go down

 

LMFAO!

 

hehe ill post more tomorrow bedtime for me :P

 

Please keep these clean. I will only delete the ones that do not fit into the "Family Orientated" mantra of this site.

Thanks

 

hahahahaha derek those are priceless