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Old 5/28/05, 10:59 AM
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no offense to any mommas out there ....i'll start out with one that aint as harsh:

yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people yell "Taxi"!
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Good thread idea Zach. Now since you started with a 'not-so-harsh' one, let me start with a 'quite-harsh' one...

Edited WAYYYYYYYY TO HARSH! Sorry jason that one was way to rough.. please keep them a tad calmer
Yea that's right...I said it
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Old 5/28/05, 11:43 AM
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Ok guys it's good to have fun but please keep it clean!
Lets stick to the milder ones
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your momma's so fat, when she drives a viper, it goes 0-60 in..... wait...it cant go that high any more...



yeah i know, it aint that great but whatever
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Yo momma so fat she was babtized in the atlantic ocean and titanic poped out
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Yo mamma's so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Wow Doug, you're quick with the sensor...LOL. Yea I knew it was quite harsh, I was testing my limits, so to speak

How's this...

Your momma's so dumb...you can tell when she had just used the computer 'cuz there's whit-out all over the screen.


BTW Doug...I have to ask, what is that thing in your avatar? It's cool looking, almost like a Gremlin.
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Your momma's so fat she gets a calander with a new sportscar to tell her the 0-60 time..

(BTW, don't people get a calender with a honda too?)

Rien..
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Originally posted by wildstanglx90@May 28, 2005, 12:58 PM
Wow Doug, you're quick with the sensor...LOL. Yea I knew it was quite harsh, I was testing my limits, so to speak

How's this...

Your momma's so dumb...you can tell when she had just used the computer 'cuz there's whit-out all over the screen.
BTW Doug...I have to ask, what is that thing in your avatar? It's cool looking, almost like a Gremlin.


hehehe that s a good one!
No worries mate..I figured you were just testing me
The avatar is a cheshire cat image I've been working on for about 3 years now

Cheshire cat thread
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Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the sea, Whaling boats try to harpoon her......
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yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house...she sits AROUND the house
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aw man u stole mine...ok here's one

yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
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Your momma's so fat that when she sits down at the movie theater, she sits down next to EVERYBODY!


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ok this is a lil harsh

yo momma just like a gameboy....she can be turned on by 4-year old boys
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hahahahahahahahhaha
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Yer momma so fat...one day she wore a shirt with an X on it and helicopters tried landing on her!

Oh man...i luv this thread, i could co on all day...
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Your momma is so fat whe she crossed the road i swerved to miss her and ran out of gas

Your momma is so fat when she did the splits she gave the road a hickey

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

Your momma is so old she farts dust

lol just a few for now :P
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maybe it will get as big as word association game!

ok this is really harsh

Yo mama is just like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
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BAHAHAHHA Zach that was good....

Your momma is like a heavy weight boxer...she gives her opponent a few hard blows anf goes back to her corner

lol
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omg Derek...those are great...

yo momma so dumb she tried killing her pet bird by throwing it off a cliff.

yer momma's so dumb...she drowned because someone stuck a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

...she so stupid that while at the home depot looking at glass doors, she asked the clerk "do you have any of these with peep holes?"

yer momma soooo fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

she so fat...when it rains she uses the expressway as a slip-and-slide.

she so fat she irons her clothes in the driveway with a steamroller.


i'll save more for later...
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